Justice League of America (1997 TV Pilot), Part Three

And now... our senses-shattering conclusion!

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In the face of dodgy red-herrings and crippling awkwardness, can our heroes save New Metro from the Wascally Weatherman?  As we left off, the Flash was questioning our most-likely suspect... which in fiction often translates to least-likely.  Occam's Razor be damned, the sneaky sneak of the weather facility is no more a villain than the Flash himself... though he's just as nerdy... and potentially useless.

Back at the weather building, Tori is being her usual snoopy self.  She ascends to something of a server room that houses the facility's dish.  There she observes via satellite, the Weatherman making his latest threats against the citizens of New Metro.  Tori gets the feeling that something just isn't right.  Why is she seeing this?  It's not being broadcast as of yet... she peers around a bunch of Weather Manipulatory machinery and finds... Miguel Ferrer (!) recording the Weatherman's latest A/V missive!

busted...

The Ferrer-man gives chase, until he runs into his own brand of Kryptonite in the form of a closed door.  The 110 lb. Tori out-muscles his attempts at escape, then freezes the door with her Icy fingers.

In a rather unnatural scene shift, the sitcom "wonk wonk" music starts up as we rejoin the boys at the JLA clubhouse.  The Atom is happy to find that Barry was able to "get the stain out" of a piece of his apparel... which is unsettling at best.  Moments later Tori comes a'knockin' and she spills the beans on Eno Ferrer's true nefarious ambition... and hands over a scroll of coordinates for the next attack.

We quickly pop in on B.B. and the Boy in their would-be May-Octember romance.  This whole thing is just weird... Bea acts like she's not at all into this young fella, but still gleefully accepts the earrings he bought her (which cost him an entire month's allowance, dammit).  Her JLA communicator goes off, and she awkwardly takes her leave.  It's cold showers for you, boy.  Hope you got locks on your door at mom's house.

Scene shift! A News Reporter stands before a cliffside.  The location of the latest attack.  A freak rain shower would have caused a devastating landslide, if not for the JLA's Fire who "cooked" the mud into hardened Earth.  This is sadly a tell-don't-show endeavor, as we pop in on the proceedings after the fact.  Tori pulls up, and the League flocks to her.  Fire's communicator gives the all-clear to "bring her in".  The Leaguers all creepily gaze at Tori while she tries to avoid making eye contact.

While blindfolded and with Atom holding her by the arm, they march Tori under a nearby bridge... okay, not disturbing in the slightest...

Under the bridge, they gang loads up in a sort of capsule and get submerged far under the sea.  They soon arrive at the Justice League's... well, whatever the underwater version of a satellite is... where we meet... Miguel Ferrer?  Only it's not Dr. Eno at all, it's...

J'onn J'onzz the Manhunter from Mars!  Wow, they really went all out for this thing.  It is revealed that earlier he impersonated Dr. Eno at the facility in attempt to get to the bottom of the Weatherman fiasco.  Something seems really familiar about this Mr. J'onzz.

Oh, Winchester -- imagine what Hawkeye would say...

J'onn offers... nay demands, that Tori join up with the League.  Going so far as to tell her that her "old life" is no longer there.  We awkwardly (I feel as though I'm using that word a bit much today) shift back to B.B.'s forbidden love as he... hits up an ice cream truck for a vanilla shake (make it a double). He notices the news report featuring the JLA on the truck's tiny TV, and wouldn'tcha know it, Ms. Fire forgot to remove the earrings he'd gifted her earlier that very day.  Wowee... our little man now knows what's up.

Back at the sub-tellite, Atom gives Tori a pep-talk including his own secret origin.  We observe a bit of a montage with J'onn training Tori on harnessing her powers.  Then, the Weatherman pops on the screen and gives a five-day forecast that wouldn't be completely out of place in Phoenix during the summer... minus the reasonably pleasant temperatures, that is.

Manchild Martin (B.B.'s would be beau) confronts her about being Fire.  The League somehow watches this play out via monitor.  In order to throw the boy off the scent, Martian Manhunter takes the form of Fire, and literally threatens to burn the poor chap alive if he doesn't back off.  J'onn J'onzz does not eff around.

Ice heads out to steal the weather manipulator and runs into her former idol and mentor Eno, who asks her to take part in a super villain team-up.  He's on to her power set (though, she hid it sooo well), and sees a ton of potential for their alliance.  She gives him the ol' frost lip, and flees... device in tow.

The Weatherman conducts yet another broadcast, wherein he threatens the city... again.  It turns out that the device Tori stole was not the manipulator, but a tracking device.  Evil Ferrer now knows where the JLA are shacked up.  He fires a bolt of radiant energy that hits the League sub-tellite, and begins cooking the craft.  By the grace of brute strength and Barry's last stick of gum (seriously) the League (sans J'onn) are able to escape.

After observing an amazing exit montage, we are (finally) off to the endgame.  Guy confronts Eno at the weather manipulator's satellite dish... just in time to watch him initiate the sequence.  A bolt of lightning crashes against the water causing a huge tidal wave to rise threatening to wipe out New Metro.

Fire and Atom fly above and look worried, as the Flash rescues a bunch of latch-key kids on the ground.  Guy threatens Eno with a chainsaw construct... which only appears to (figuratively) tickle our super villain.  Guy demands he hand over the weather manipulator, Eno outwits our Lantern by... throwing the device into the bushes.  Ruh-roh.

All appears to be lost.  People are trampling each other in the streets... the League is completely helpless.  It falls to Tori to finally get up the gumption to neutralize this threat.  She summons her power of reenacting a York Peppermint Patty commercial, and stops the wave just as it's about to wipe out New Metro.

The day (and City) is saved.  Green Lantern wrangles Mssr. Ferrer, and we are outta he-- what?  There's more?  Okay...

Later, at Casa Tori... the League does a house call to try to pull her back into their ranks.  Fire even went as far as crafting her a wonderfully tacky leotard.  It doesn't take a whole lot of prodding, Tori decides to sign on the dotted line, and become a full-fledged Justice Leaguer.

No sooner does she join, than her teammates all realize they have better things to do than hang around her stuffy ol' house.  Guy's got another date that he'll probably blow off... B.B. is going to meet her former stalker's new "16 year old" girlfriend... and Barry's gotta get to the next job he's going to lose as a kiddie counselor (I'm sure he's totally qualified).  The Atom, however, would rather stick around and ogle the object of his deviancy.

We close out with Ice taking the Justice League pledge, where she likely states she will remain thrifty, brave, clean and reverent... and we are finally done.

Behold your Justice League, New Metro.  May whatever deity you hold dear have mercy on your souls...

Justice League of America (1997 TV Pilot), Part Two

Welcome to Part Two of our look at the 1997 Justice League of America television pilot -- this time, with Animated GIFs! I remember being very proud of this piece back in the long ago... mostly because of those GIFs. I was looking for ways to "wow" people... and add a little bit'a "pop" to my articles. Was I successful? Ehh... who knows? Anyway, hope you enjoy!

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When we last left our heroes they had just thwarted the sinister Weatherman's plot against New Metro.  With all those super heroic (and arguably interesting) antics behind us, we now get to experience the "softer side" of the gang.

We learn that not only do Guy and Ray team together, but they're also shacked up.  Stands to reason, I guess... couldn't expect Ray to afford his own place on a teacher's salary.  All seems comfy until... come and knock on our door... Barry moves in.  Never has a table been set so quickly.

The gang sits down to eat, but wouldn'tcha know it... Barry's metabolism is on the fritz, and he inhales the dinner himself.  The fellas are shortly joined by B.B., who didn't get the part she'd auditioned for, but almost got a teenage boyfriend for her troubles.  It is during this scene that it's implied that not only were Guy and B.B. an item at one point... but it's heavily suggested that Bea faked all of her orgasms during their relationship.

We rejoin the erstwhile Tori Olafsdotter as she bumbles about the meteorological facility.  Here we meet the likely villain of this story.  A secretive scientist-type called Arliss who only works at night so that they don't have to deal with looky-loos.  Tori weasels her way by him and into a lab where she promptly makes a mess of everything.  She happens across a hidden steel briefcase, and decides it'd probably be a bang up idea to see what's inside.

Ya see... this be her Secret Origin.  She finds that she has that magic touch where she can freeze things.  She hurries home and comes across a totally awesome 90's dude who fell into the lake.  Tori, already feeling some "hero pangs" steps into the water... and immediately freezes the entire lake.  Somehow this doesn't kill the poor almost-drowning victim, who instead just gives off a Joey Lawrence style "Whoa..."

This event makes local news, and lucky for the League the report begins just as their television set gets repaired.  The quartet watch, and upon seeing young Tori among the "witnesses" we get the feeling Ray's getting some feelings he will have to soon deal with in private.

Don't look directly at it...

That night, Tori gets abducted from her bed.  You may think it's the Wacky Weatherman behind the kidnapping... but, in actuality it's the League!  They fill her perky little lungs full of gas and take her to an undisclosed location to read her the riot act.  Ya see, they believe she may just be the Weatherman.  The League appears to be acting on the direction of a disembodied voice, which is sure to be important as we move forward.

We next find Tori back in her bed, the victim of what can only be called the Metahuman version of a nocturnal emission.  Luckily for our dear girl this is only a wet dream about a wet dream.

The next morning while speaking with Miguel Ferrer, Tori reveals that she's a tad bit suspicious of shady ol' Arliss.  I'm just now realizing that his character is called Dr. Eno, so I guess I ought to refer to him as such from this point forward.  His body appears to stiffen up (nyuk nyuk) while talking to Tori, and so he excuses himself.  Outside he pretends to tie his shoe, and we notice that all is not quite as it seems.

We rejoin Fire as she is wooed by a phony French film director... who in actuality, turns out to be the same teenage admirer from earlier.  He more or less admits to stalking Ms. Da Costa, which she handles surprisingly well.  She appears flattered and promises to call him when she next gets the opportunity.  Man, I guess I had it all wrong when it comes to how to get women.  I guess after faking-it with Guy for so long she's entitled... to be the next decomposing head in this loon's refrigerator.

Speaking of Guy, he's currently attempting to once more make good with his neglected girlfriend.  Just as he appears to be making some headway... the Weatherman strikes again!  This time with a blizzard of ping-pong balls!

Guy rescues his girlfriend from getting smashed by the balls.  We get the feeling that there's a Guy-whatever his girlfriend's name is-Green Lantern love triangle in the making.  Atom and Flash arrive on the scene, and the three fellas watch as Fire blasts the clouds with her powers.  The day is once again saved!

Back at the apartment... err, headquarters, the team is huddled around and receiving orders from their television set.  They are told to keep an eye on this Arliss fella.  It seems like they were considering "drafting" Tori into their ranks anyway (just get some uncontrollable powers?  wanna save the world?), so why not kill two birds with one stone?

The gang infiltrates Eno's facility posing as guests to some gala event they're holding.  Here they both meet with Tori, and get a better look at Arliss.  Arliss is acting all sorts of shifty, and is trying to smuggle a box out of the building.  The League puts the Flash on his tail and he follows him back to his suburban home.  Flash confronts the geek, accuses him of being the Wascally Weatherman and checks out the contents of the box for himself.

Turns out Arliss is just a harmless introvert.  His big top-secret invention is just a weather predictor (right up to 88% of the time, as of this writing).  With the good name of Arliss cleared, it appears as though our heroes are back to square one.  Just who is the nefarious Weatherman?

In addition to answering that question, one can only hope we get some resolution to other burning issues such as... Will Barry ever get a job?  Is Guy any good in bed?  Will B.B. get popped for statutory? when we conclude our look into the failed Justice League of America pilot.

Justice League of America (1997 TV Pilot), Part One

 Another piece from the dustbin of Christory, mostly because I just can't get motivated to write anything "new"! This is Part 1 (of 3) of a "review" I had done of the unaired Justice League of America television pilot for Weird Science way back in April, 2016. Figure it's been long enough that I can re-share it here. It's a trip -- I hope you all dig it!

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Before DC Comics hit it big with television series like Smallville and more recently with Arrow, Flash, Gotham and the rest, there was an unsuccessful attempt at a television series featuring the Justice League of America.  In 1997, CBS commissioned a movie-length television pilot featuring many of the JLA characters in an amazingly odd patchwork version of the League.

 One of the interesting narrative tools utilized are confessional-style interview segments in which we learn about each individual character.  As we open we are immediately thrown into one featuring Tora (Tori... really?) Olafsdotter (because she's Olaf's daughter, natch) better known to us as Ice.  She has taken a position at a meteorological facility where she works for Miguel Ferrar, who I know best as Albert from Twin Peaks... and frankly, I'm shocked he's a part of this.

Following the credits segment, we meet the Fastest (Unemployed) Man on Earth... the Flash, Wal... nope, even during his heyday, Wally gets the shaft.  Let's meet Barry Allen.

The outta work jerk is getting evicted from his apartment, when he gets a ringy-dingy in his earpiece which tells him the League needs him... at least somebody does.

We then pop over and meet Hal... no, Kyle... no... wait... this is Guy Gardner???  Software salesman???  You gotta be kidding me.  He laments that while Barry's life is easy and clear-cut, this two-fisted man of floppy-disks lives a life most complex.  This is made completely obvious as we watch him... set a table for a romantic dinner.

Back with Ice, she's tracking a storm that's headed directly for New Metro, which so far as I can tell is right across the bridge from New Goth.  This would be the first hurricane in New Metro history, and as such she brings it to the attention of Mssr. Ferrar.  She then shows him a televised rant of some loon who has foretold of this storms pending arrival.  Miguel tells her she'd best track this thing "outside".

Let's rejoin Guy... as he sings opera to his date.  This Earth's Guy is apparently something of a virtuoso.  He learned an entire opera, just to make it up to his ginger goddess (Hell, she resembles Guy Gardner more than this clown) for his recent disappearances.  Wouldntcha know it, just as soon as he promises to always be around... duty calls.

We now meet "B.B." Da Costa.  Can't really sweat the B.B. here, as her full name is Beatriz Bonilla Da Costa.  She's a struggling actress and we watch her audition for the part of a banana in a fruit commercial.  After having a bit of an awkward meet-up with a potential beau, her Justice League communicator starts beeping... so this banana's gotta split (urgh).

Ray Palmer is an excited though under appreciated science teacher.  As he lectures his class, the students are far too interested in the amazing weather phenomena occurring outside the window.  I don't want to shock you, but Ray's JLA communicator goes off as well.  He dutifully puts some late-90's slacker stereotype in charge of the class and jams.

Ice and Miguel climb up to the top of their lab, and observe a tornado just about to hit the city (I thought they said it was a hurricane?  eh, maybe it's both).  We then jump to a scene where Guy in full Green Lantern regalia saves a child from a falling power line.  Fire rescues a team of workers from a fallen piece of... what looks like sheet rock, actually.  While this is happening, the Atom... rescues a cat, and our oddly chubby Flash slows the wind by running in counterclockwise circles.

The day (and New Metro) is saved, thanks in no small part to the Justice League.

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present... your Justice League of America... in all it's awkward, operatic, and unemployed glory.

This is only the first segment of this relic.  We still have well over an hour of this awesomeness ahead of us.

Merry X-Lapsed - Generation X #24 (1997)

Merry X-Lapsed!

Generation X #24 (February, 1997)
"Home for the Holidays"
Writer - Scott Lobdell
Guest Pencils - Rick Leonardi w/Mitch Byrd
Guest Inks - Bud LaRosa w/Jason Martin
Letters - Comicraft w/Richard Starkings
Colors - Steve Buccellato
Edits - Bob Harras
Cover Price: $1.95

Merry X-Lapsed 2021 wraps up the same way 2020 ended... with Generation X!

And, just like 2020, the Generation X Holiday Issue we're discussing... really doesn't have much to do with the holidays themselves!  Instead, the ladies of the crew head to Monet's family home in Monaco, to play a game of "Skeletons in the Closet" -- sharing tales of how and when their mutant powers manifested.  It's a bunch of largely-retconned... or contradicted stories, that almost make me want to launch a program called "The Unessential X-Lapsed"!

Also - I wax on for quite awhile about what the Holiday Season means to me... well, the "eves" of the holidays anyway.  I'd love to hear your stories as well!

I hope everyone has a warm and wonderful Christmas and Holiday Season.  Thank you all for being a part of mine!

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Merry X-Lapsed - Uncanny X-Men #341 (1997)

Merry X-Lapsed!  Day Two

Uncanny X-Men #341 (February, 1997)

"When Strikes a Gladiator!"

Writer - Scott Lobdell

Pencils - Joe Madureira

Inks - Tim Townsend

Letters - Richard Starkings and Comicraft

Colors - Steve Buccellato and Team Bucce!

Edits - Jason Liebig, Mark Powers

Cover Price: $1.95

Our Holiday Week rolls on... and we haven't even left Rockefeller Center yet!  Today's comic, Uncanny X-Men #341 (1997) clearly takes a few of its cues from X-Men #98... just with a bit more turn-of-the-century sorta flare.

We'll talk all about Cannonball's recent promotion - as well as a quick n' dirty catch-up on who in the hell Joseph is... was... whatever!

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Other Chris and Reggie Episodes Mentioned:

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 100 - Age of Apocalypse, Part One

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-qgwd9-95a77e

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 101 - Age of Apocalypse, Part Two

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-v43sa-961e74

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 102 - Age of Apocalypse, Part Three

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-g5x8j-96fa08

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 103 - Age of Apocalypse, Part Four

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-fdb6n-9793f6

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 104 - Age of Apocalypse, Part Five

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-hci4f-981e2c

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 105 - Age of Apocalypse, Part Six

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-jzuvy-98ba17

Chris is on Infinite Earths, Episode 40 - X-Men (vol.2) #8 (1992)

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-mbdib-c2b26b

Chris is on Infinite Earths, Episode 41 - X-Men (vol.2) #45 (1995)

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-8u8ia-c3ac9d

Cosmic Treadmill, Episode 144 - The X-Traitor!

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-p2ewa-c3110d

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ReMarvel, Episode 4: X-Force #71 (1997)

One of the coolest parts of having a show where you inject a bit of your own personal history, is the ability it gives you to create a feeling of "continuity".  Sometimes, during my droning anecdotes, I could "call back" to prior episodes to provide context or to reinforce a point.  Sometimes, one week I would just pick up where I left off the week before.  This episode is an example of the latter.

The episode before this, which I shared here yesterday, I talked about how I walked away from comics and the comics hobby for a little bit back in the mid-90's.  With today's episode, I get to tell ya how I found my way back.


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This is less a story about profundity... and more, one about a lonely and scared transplanted teenager who found himself returning to something familiar.  Something that made him feel comfortable.  It was a strange time in the comics biz... change was in the air, the speculators had moved on... and, I dunno... the industry just felt a bit more "humble".  There was something endearing about that... which I detail during the episode.

The industry whose gimmickry had driven me away now had this odd earnestness about it.  I felt like it was now finally safe to "go home again"... though, my more addictive side would sort of inform how things went from here.

Speaking of "going home again", I believe this episode opens with me talking about my then-recent trip back to New York... and, how disappointing my first New York bagel in 20 years was.  So, if you don't mind sitting in for an audio version of a vacation slideshow, I think you might dig it.

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To the future - Tomorrow's a new (to most) Comix Tawk.  Next week I'm going to once again try the "New" version of Blogger... fingers crossed they've worked the bugs out.  If anyone reading is still using Blogger (either version), please let me know if you're having the same challenges I am.

If Blogger is still a mess... I'm probably going to have to see about sliding over to WordPress (as much as that terrifies me).  If anyone has any WP advice (such as whether or not I get to keep my domain name), please hit me up.  Thanks.

Robin #42 (1997)

Robin #42 (June, 1997)
"Crock Around the Clock"
Writer - Chuck Dixon
Pencils - Jason Armstrong
Inks - Robert Campanella
Colors - Adrienne Roy
Letters - Tim Harkins
Associate Edits - Jordan B. Gorfinkel
Edits - Denny O'Neil
Cover Price: $1.95

Howsabout a little "old school" Chris is on Infinite Earths today?  Just going to snag a random ol' issue off the stack, and give it a go!

Was planning on continuing the To Catch The Predator series... but, I accidentally threw out the "key" to my longboxes.  That is to say, my code-key, where I can tell which box holds what.  The only labeling I do to my longbox library is numbering them, since series' often outgrow their home-boxes, I'm hesitant to just write what titles are in each one, know what I mean?

Anyhoo, can't remember where all my Green Lantern books are... and I dug through for a good twenty-minutes without any luck.  We'll get there... just not today!

For today... we've got a weird li'l issue of Robin!

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Our story opens with a supermarket being held up... by a giant crocodile?  Not just any crocodile, mind you... this is the cleverly-named Crocky Crocodile.  This is a Barney-esque character who performs on PBS in the DC Universe.  News of this crime spree spreads, and it's not long before Tim Drake is hearing all about it.  He's beside himself with grief that someone would commit a slew of robberies wearing Crocky's costume!  Alfred looks on, and... gotta say, he's really bringing the "droll" this issue.

Like, really... Alfred's being kind of a jerk here.  He's acting very cheeky here the whole time.  Robin even gives him a look like "What the hell, man?".

Tim hops in the Redbird and gets to scootin'.  Alfred remains in the Batcave and watches some more of the coverage.  At that moment, on the Cassie Josie talk show (think Sally Jessy Raphael), Mr. Bingo is being interviewed.  Now Bingo was the "big show" on PBS until Crocky came on the scene.  Anybody else's Spidey-Sense start tingling just now?

Meanwhile, at... I dunno, a halfway house (?) a disheveled fella is watching the same program... he begins cracking up and has to excuse himself to his room so he can hug on his Crocky.  And, no... that's not a euphemism, shame on you for thinking it was!

Now, this Crocky-spree has done a lot to hurt the reputation of, ya know, the actual Crocky.  Parents don't want their kids watching the show anymore... there are demonstrations in the streets.  You'd almost think there was nothing else of note going on in Gotham City at the time!  I mean, doesn't the Joker still hang out here?

At the Station, the toughest cop around Shotgun Smith is getting an earful about the evil-alligator... er, crocodile.  He decides he's going to take care of this himself... which is kind of adorable.  Outside the Precinct, he runs into Robin who offers to help out with the case.  It doesn't take much in the way of convincing for Smith to hand over all they've got on the Crocky-crimes.

Over at Gotham PBS, a bunch of suits are in a conference room trying to figure out how they might spin this situation.  Licensing season is about to kick off and they don't need their top cash-cow (cash-crock?) in such a state.  The geeks put their heads together and decide it best to figure out who's actually committing these crimes... turns out, they already have a pretty good idea!

Back at the Batcave, Robin is checking out some evidence... and looking through a magnifying glass for extra-detectiveness.  Alfred is still lurking about acting like there's something up his butt... makes me wonder why he's not just leaving Tim to his analysis.  We learn that the Person of Interest in this case is Dexter Crabtree... the original Crocky Crocodile, who was kicked to the curb after a contract dispute over money.

Before we know it, Shotgun Smith is kicking in Dexter's door... he ain't home though.  All's we see is a Crocky doll... so, we might assume Dexter's the dude who was going crackers for Crocky earlier?

Back at the Cave, Robin's doing some audio-analysis... and comes to some sort of conclusion that he doesn't really explain to we poor readers.

We hop to the Crocky set, where Shotgun is questioning one of the Executives.  He (and we) learns that there were two Crocky suits stolen from wardrobe... so, mayhaps there're a pair of Crock-Crooks?  Wouldn'tcha know it, just a few moments later... a pair of Crocky's enter the scene!

One heads to the set to perform... the other walks over to that Executive, Ellen Anders to chat with her.  She judo-throws him down, and digs her knee into his throat while calling for Shotgun and Company to arrest this reptile!

And so, they do!  Check this out though... it turns out, it wasn't the Bad Crocky!  It was the other one who was makin' with the crimes!  Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Robin swoops into the scene and delivers a flying kick to the crook... and after, woof, like four pages of fighting... it's revealed that - bad Crocky was: *gasp* Mr. Bingo!  Why in the hell did it take Robin four-pages to beat up an old man?

Anyhoo, that's a wrap... Bingo's arrested, Dexter's back in the suit... and Robin heads back to the Batcave, where he reveals that the audio analysis tipped him off to who was the real "bad Crocky"... annnnnd, he's once again mocked by Alfred.  Really, Alfred... what is up your ass today?!

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Well.  This wasn't all'at great, was it?

Definite "filler" feeling here... what with the low-stakes story and the guest artist.  Pretty underwhelming all around, with an ending I think we could all see coming from a mile away.  The Dexter subplot reeked of "red herring" from the get-go... and, I never had any doubt that Mr. Bingo was the true baddie.  Wow, I'm forty years old, and I just wrote that sentence.  What am I doing with my life?

The art... for a fill-in, wasn't half bad.  I enjoyed the sorta half-in half-out "manga influence" that started hitting western comics in the mid-late 90's.  I definitely like the way Robin is depicted inside the book more than the "smelling something bad" face he has on the cover.

One thing that really stands out to me here is... Why is Alfred being such a prick?  Like, did Tim do something to tick him off or something?  There was really no call for such drollness and snark.  I mean, if you don't wanna hang out with Robin... just don't hang out with Robin.  This felt weird and out-of-character for Alfred... though, maybe there's some obvious context that I'm neglecting?

Overall... you really don't need to break your back nor bank seeking this one out.  Unless Crocky's revealed as the Joker's next girlfriend in an upcoming "super-rare eBayable misprint" issue, there's not much to worry about here!  It is available digitally... for about a buck fifty more than I'd recommend paying!

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