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Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Merry X-Lapsed - X-Factor #27 (1988)

Merry X-Lapsed X-Factor 27

Merry X-Lapsed!

X-Factor #27 (April, 1988)
"Gifts!"
Writer - Louise Simonson
Pencils - Walter Simonson
Inks - Bob Wiacek
Letters - Joe Rosen
Colors - Petra Scotese
Edits - Harras, DeFalco
Cover Price: 75¢

Let's celebrate Christmas with X-Factor and those *other* New Mutants...

The watchword for today's installment of Merry X-Lapsed is... exposition, so do your humble host a favor and do NOT take a sip of spiked eggnog every time I say it!  The Simonsons work their hearts out to keep any X-Factor looky-loos who may've just popped their heads in to keep up with The Fall of the Mutants... and, well... it doesn't make for the easiest read... or, synopsis-writing experience!

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Thursday, October 22, 2020

X-Factor #13 (1987)

X-Factor #13 (February, 1987)
"Ghosts!"
Writer - Louise Simonson
Pencils - Walter Simonson
Inks - Dan Green
Letters - Joe Rosen
Colors - Petra Scotese
Assistant Edits - Bobbie Chase
Edits - Bob Harras
Chief - Jim Shooter
Cover Price: $0.75

Today I'm going to start a project that I've wanted to start for... literally years.  It started life as an episode of Weird Comics History... shifted over to an episode of Chris and Reggie's Cosmic Treadmill... and then, well... we just never got around to it.  Listeners of X-Lapsed might know that there's this weird topic that I sometimes wax nostalgic over... one that, I perhaps romanticize more than I should, because... really, it's not all that important.

It's just that, during my late-teen years, when I was a USENET addict - trying to absorb as much as I could about "everything X", I remember sitting under the learning tree of more seasoned X-Fans... who would write at length about some "what could'a beens", and dangling plot threads, and aborted storylines.  These tales were always fascinating to me... but none more so, than that of THE TWELVE.

Of course, "The Twelve" would eventually pay off around the turn of the century... but, not in a way anyone would've expected... and, for the most part... not in a way anyone really dug.  That's probably the innate problem with "armchair plotting" these stories that might actually happen... they never wind up being anywhere near as good nor as memorable as we plan them to be in our minds!

And so, today - we're going all the way back to where the very concept of The Twelve originated - and over the course of the next little while, follow along with the handful of twists and turns that lay ahead for this topic.

I'd like to say I'll be updating this regularly... I really would... but, ya see... nuBlogger still sucks eggs, and is wildly user-unfriendly.  Wish I wasn't such a coward, so that I could just jump to a different platform!  Guess that's the problem of having already logged like two-million words on this page.  Oh well - let's kick off the coverage with X-Factor #13 (if only they started it one month earlier!)

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We open with the Master Mold slamming down into the Bering Strait from the orbiting observatory where it had been defeated.  It sinks like a stone... where it will surely just harmlessly remain, right?  From here, we shift scenes over to the X-Factor Complex in Manhattan, where some of the younger folk (and Beast) have themselves a game of... I dunno, dodge ball?  There's a ball involved, but that's really all we know.  Anyhoo, Cyclops is preparing to head out to try and reconcile with his estranged wife, Maddie Pryor... and says his goodbyes.


We follow Scott as he enters a cab, intending to swing by the hospital to check in on Warren's recovery after their
Mutant Massacre run-in with the Marauders.  During the ride, he thinks a lot about everything that's happened of late... re: Maddie and Jean.  This is a man who is familiar with the sensation of regret.


At the hospital, Warren is joined by Jean, who is also talking a thing or two about regret.  She's very upset about everything going on with Scott's family... and also, she and Warren were just recently "walked in on" by Candy Southern... who assumed her beau was cheating on her with the redheaded returnee.  During this conversation, Scott approaches the door... but decides not to enter.


As luck would have it, Jean happens to peek out the window just in time to see Scott's cab pulling away.  She uses her TK to halt the rig, and heads into the parking lot to have a chat.  She gives Scott a hug and kiss... and says she's only here to say goodbye.


Once Scott's on his way, Warren is visited by Cameron Hodge who reveals that Worthington Industries is being sued due to Angel not being completely forthcoming with his finances, re: his X-Factor holdings.  Hodge pretty much tells him that he's on his own here... 


We return to Scott after he arrives back at his and Maddie's place.  He's surprised to see that the house is up for sale.  Scott can't blame her for moving on with her life, but stews about how often he's left alone all the same.  He then worries about what baby Nathan will think about him as he gets older.  Oh buddy, you just wait...


Scott tries to get inside his own home, only to find out that Maddie changed the locks.  Lucky for him, he has something of a "master key" in the form of his optic blast.  He proceeds to shoot the lock to gain access.  In so doing, however... PINGS the Master Mold, stirring it back to sentience!  And, we're looking at this book today simply because of this single panel.  Master Mold awakens... and makes the first-ever reference to the fabled
Twelve!  Ya see, old Double-M is here to stop them from... well, doing whatever it was they were supposed to do!


Inside the house, Scott finds diddly and squat.  The whole joint is empty.  He decides to head over to the "Anchorage Hilton", which looks like it shares a building with Larry and Balki's apartment.  Hank calls him to check in, while the kiddos are still roughhousing.  They destroy some furniture, which gives us the opportunity to chat up another obscure mutant... the young fella known as
Ape!  Ape has a close pal who shows up for a bit, but this other one's got a pretty problematic name.


Back to the Master Mold -- who has just risen from the, assumedly, cold waters of the Bering Strait.  It takes chunks of material from an oil rig, and proceeds to rebuild itself.  Oh, and apparently, this mechanical bugger is mentally "Steven Lang" now.


Later, we rejoin Scott as he checks in with the Real Estate Agent about his house being on the market.  The associate he chats with claims to have spoken to a "man named Summers" on August 5th... which, just so happens to be the same day Scott left to join X-Factor.  Our man gets a bit lippy, and so, the young lady sets off the silent alarm to have him dragged away.


Back to Master Mold... where the big bot tries out its hand blasters.  Looks like they're working just fine!


Next, Scott heads over to North Star Airlines, hoping to check in with his grandparents.  Welp, they sold out... someone came in and made 'em an offuh dey couldn't refuse... on August 5th!  Whatta coinkidink!  Oh, and what's more... the new owner fired everybody else as well!  Scott, once again gets (awkwardly) uppity (I mean, really dude - a cross-face chicken-wing)... and gets tossed.


After a stop at the bar, Scott gets an idea -- he'll head to the Anchorage Hospital where his son was born and try to dig up the records.  After breaking in and scouring the files, however, he's still got bupkis.  Worth noting, he had to use his optic blast to break into the filing cabinet... which, once again, pinged the Master Mold.  Ya see, Scott -- is one of
The Twelve!


Next stop for Scott is the public library, where he checks out the ol' microfiche doohickey looking for records of Maddie's crash back on September 1st of whatever year that was.  If you recall, everybody in that crash perished... except Maddie, who walked away without a scratch.  He once again... finds nothing.  It's as though she never existed in the first place!
 


Flippin' through the fiche, Scott happens across the news item for
another crash on the same day... one in Jamaica Bay.  One that resulted in an apparent death of one redhead.  Scott digs into the retcon a bit more, and deduces that - hey, if the Phoenix Force could've tricked everyone into thinking it was really Jean - could it also have manifested Madeline Pryor into the world?  Scott freaks out at the notion, and rushes back to the house.


There, he's met by... Maddie and Nate!  But, he knows better.  He calls them fake, and blasts away at them.  Maddie, smiling, doesn't deny anything - but mentions how convenient it must be for Scott for her to enter his life upon Jean's "death" - and for she and baby Nathan to vanish into thin air upon her return.


She then shape-shifts from Madeline... to the Phoenix... to Jean... to Dark Phoenix, all the while taunting Scott with her fakeness.  Scott blasts her again, this time taking out a radiator in the corner of the room.  This is a radiator that Nathan would always lose his rattle behind, and - check it out, his rattle is right there!  Maddie and Nate
do exist.


We wrap up with a pair of epilogues.  First, a body of a redhead is found, facedown in the drink.  The police officers wonder if this might be the same woman that weirdo with the shiny red specs was asking about.


The second, is the Master Mold... getting ever closer to his target.  Mister One-Twelfth himself: Cyclops!


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Loved this issue!

What a great character-piece for Cyclops.  Here's a guy, who - muddled with regret - is trying to make things right with his estranged family, only to learn that - this family might never have existed at all!  Makes you wonder just who might be screwing with him like this?  For a sorta-paranoid fella like myself, this is completely up my alley.

It reminds me a bit of one of my favorite underrated television shows, Nowhere Man starring Bruce Greenwood.  In the pilot episode, Bruce's character is out for drinks with his wife - he leaves to use the restroom - and upon return, it's as though his entire life has been erased.  His wife is gone... when he returns to their house, he finds that she's married to another guy... and, in fact never even knew him.  It's a pretty wild ride... until the network (either UPN or WB) totally gave up on it.  That's the sort of story that really gets into my head... and, it manages to do so here as well.

I love how Scott was able to find Nathan's rattle.  Whoever is screwing with him, didn't do a thorough enough job cleaning things up.  Really clever way to give Scott a little bit of assurance that his family actually did exist... and weren't just manifestations of the Phoenix Force (or whatever).

We get some bubbling subplots here, which are always a delight in these 80's X-Books.  Warren getting sued, Cameron Hodge not being all that great of a help, Beast trying to keep the kids in line... really good stuff.

Then, there's the Master Mold - and the revelation that there are Twelve strong, pivotal Mutants "around which others will gather".  We haven't the slightest idea what that's all about just yet... and, we know how disappointingly it'll all wind up - but, hey... let's pretend and be blissfully optimistic!

Overall - it'd been a long while since I'd last read these early X-Factor issues.  At this very moment, I've actually got the first Essential X-Factor volume sitting on my nightstand - just waiting for me to actually pick it up and read it again.  Maybe one'a these days.  Heck, maybe one'a these days I'll figure out how to just read comics for fun again!  Fingers crossed...

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Sunday, May 10, 2020

Spider-Man and the New Mutants #1 (1990)


Spider-Man and the New Mutants #1 (1990)
"Homework for Spidey"
"Hits and Misses!"
Writers - Walter Simonson & Louise Simonson
Pencils - Alex Saviuk & Bret Blevins
Inks - Keith Williams & Bret Blevins
Letters - Janice Chiang
Colors - Evelyn Stein
Edits - Bob Budiansky
Chief - Tom DeFalco
Sponsored By - K-Mart

Now, if you've been following this site for any amount of time, you'll probably know that I've got a big-time weakness for PSA issues.  I won't bother linking to 'em here, but it's safe to say we've seen our fair share of "very special" issues here.

Today we're going to be looking at one starring Spider-Man... and some young folks.  No, it's not that Spider-Man and Young Folks PSA (though that one would almost certainly get me more hits and engagement).  We're going to check out one I never even knew existed until happening across it a few months back at a used bookstore.  Spider-Man and... Skids?  Really, Skids?  Of X-Terminators, New Mutants, and "Rusty and..." "fame"?  Well... okay then.

This one, going by the cover, has to do with child abuse... which, is a slippery slope and a subject I'm a bit nervous to cover here.  I hope I can do so with the proper respect and insight... I guess you'll all be the judge from here on in...

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Our first story opens with Spider-Man swinging by, I'm guessing, a rather unsavory neighborhood... where he happens across something of a rumble.  Two rival gangs are havin' it out in broad daylight... and it's up to our hero to shut 'em down.  Which he does, more or less just by showing up.  The gangbangers scatter... and the day is saved, or so it seems.  Amid the newfound silence, Spidey hears another scuffle goin' on nearby... this time, concerning some children!  He hops over to the playground, and this is where we meet... a kid named Billy.


Billy is beating up a kid named Junior... and Spider-Man would really like to know why.  Ya see, Junior was talking about Billy behind his back... oh no he di-in't!  And so, Billy decided to enforce some playground justice.  When Spidey presses him for his rationale, we learn that... this kid has literally had it beaten into him that "might makes right".  His teacher, Mrs. Pettigrew routinely hits Billy!


Spider-Man ain't cool with that... and thinks to himself that, this is probably what leads kids in this playground to ultimately become the gangbangers he had to break up two minutes ago.  He pulls Billy aside to have a chat... and suggests that the kid tell his parents that he's being abused in school.  Billy isn't so sure... he thinks his folks will just say he's making it all up.  Spidey suggests he try anyway... ya never know.


And so, they swing on over to Billy Maslin's house... and meet his parents, Wilson and Mary.  Billy attempts to explain the situation... which, initially doesn't go all that well.  His father figures, if the teacher is hitting him, it's probably because he'd done something to deserve it.  When Billy reveals that he'd also just gotten into another fight with Junior... Papa Wilson threatens a spanking!  Right there, in front of Spider-Man!  How embarrassing.


Spidey's all "whoa-whoa-whoa"... and suggests to Daddy that spanking might not be the most helpful approach at present.  He says what Billy needs right now is moral support... and really presses the couple to chat up Mrs. Pettigrew about the, ya know, public displays of child abuse.  Just then, Mary gets it in her head that maybe they should talk to Billy's teacher.  Don'tcha just love it when you give someone an idea... then they pretend they came up with it themselves?  Whatever the case... the Maslins are going to head to P.S. whatever the heck, to chat up the teach.


Spider-Man swings by as the Maslins are about to head inside, and pats himself on the back for facilitating this whole thing.  Did Mrs. Pettigrew stop beating up Billy?  Well... I suppose that doesn't really matter, since the story ends here.


Our second story features Skids of the New Mutants... as she's shopping for some nondescript canned goods.  Unfortunately for her, the nondescript food item she covets is all the way up on the top shelf... and when she reaches for it, she manages to topple a whole heapin' helpin' of nondescript cans all over the place!  This does give her the opportunity to show off her mutant "deflector shield" ability... so, I think we can allow it.


While she picks up the newly-dented cans... she spies a mother attempting to grocery-shop with three children, which I'm pretty sure was one of Dante's Circles of Hell.  It does not look pleasant in the slightest.


The two older kids are arguing over which form of diabetes they're going to be having for breakfast that week, and are getting pretty wound up... and wind up knocking over a whole display.  At this point... Mom's had enough.  It's spankin' time!


This sends Skids into a flashback about her earlier adolescence... when she was the regular victim of abuse at the hands of her stepfather.  It was during one of these beatings that her mutant deflector shield powers manifested.  She was so traumatized, that she remained inside her bubble for several years.


She knows she's going to have to intervene... which, I dunno about you... makes me feel pretty uncomfortable.  She uses her shield to protect the young girl who is still being thrashed by her mother.  Rather than throwing Mom into even more of a rage, this measure actually gets her to stop and consider her actions.  Skids tells the mother to finish up her shopping and that she'll help the kids pick up the knocked over display.  The mother... probably dazed out of her mind at this point, agrees.


So, we've got Skids and the kids picking up a bunch of boxes of cereal... when little brother starts acting out.  Upon seeing this, big sister goes to... you guessed it... smack the boy.  Skids stops her mid-swing, and asks her to think about what's she's about to do.  She doesn't like it when her mother hits them... and here she is, about to hit her brother.


Big sister is confused... she doesn't understand the mixed messages her mother gives her.  On one hand, she can be so nice... but, on the other... she can be abusive.  Finally, mom wraps up her shopping... just in time for a lecture from Skids.  Our Sally suggests that Mom maybe take some classes in parenting (oh no she di-in't)... and, rather than Mom hauling off and slapping her... the Mom agrees.  Unfortunately, she just doesn't have the time.  Skids then offers to watch the children for her so she can.  After all, that's what friends... and weird teen-agers you run into at the grocery store... are for.


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This... is going to be a tough one to actually analyze.  Not only do to its PSA nature, but by the arguably contentious subject matter.  I can't assume to know everybody's position on whether or not a child ever deserves to be spanked/hit... all I can do is tell ya my story, and I apologize in advance for these next several self-indulgent paragraphs.

Growing up, there were times where I'd get hit.  I mean, I hate the fact that I'm "of a certain age" nowadays where I can reflect on my childhood as a time where this was more widely socially acceptable... just makes me feel ancient.  Anyhoo, did I like it?  No.  Did I deserve it?  Maybe... maybe not.  Did it effect and modify my behavior?  Definitely.  Here's the thing though... did I learn my lesson?  Did I realize, via the punishment, why what I was doing was wrong?  No... can't say that I did.

Being a full-time student of psychology for around a decade at this point, and working on my third degree... I've taken many, many classes on child and adolescent psychology, as well as (mostly Skinnerian) behaviorism.  Spanking as punishment is ever the hot-button topic... made even more interesting by the fact that grad school is typically made up of a very diversely aged group of students.  There are people in their 60's, people my age, and... yes, people in their mid-20's.  It's very eye-opening to hear the "takes" on hitting from such a differently-aged assortment of intellectuals.

There's a saying in psychology that... the best research is me-search, which is to say... you're your own best subject, since you know your history, and have 100% access.  When discussions become heated... we're often told to look within, with an analytical eye... ya know?  Like, push aside the emotion, push aside everything but "what is".  It's basic A-B-C behaviorism (antecedent leads to behavior leads to consequence).  You break apart an action, and more or less analyze it by its component parts.

It's not often I change my mind on things... especially things I grew up accepting as fact.  So, initially... when the concept of spanking was introduced to conversation, I looked at it as just something that "happened", ya know?  "I got smacked, and I turned out okay!"  That sort of thing.  But... there's this thing called cognitive dissonance.  It's when you hold a position, but also many cognitions that fly in the face of that position.  While I got hit... and was okay with it, it wouldn't be something I would do if/when I had children of my own.  Now, why is that?

Well, in reflecting and breaking down the A-B-C's... I came to the conclusion that spanking, yes... did result in a change of behavior.  At the same time, however, it didn't tell me why what I was doing that elicited the smack was wrong, ya dig?  I stopped "misbehaving" not because I actually learned anything... it was simply to avoid reprisal.  It was this realization that... well, it caused me to become a bit more "fluid" with my personal position on the subject.

I didn't mean to waste the last few minutes of your day on that paragraph... that became a short essay, but... ehh, we're already here.  What does all my gobbledygook have to do with the stories we just read?  Well, rather than simply viewing them as a black and white issues... it causes the hamster on the wheel in my head to start spinning out a bit.

Let's start with the second story, as it's one that I can better wrap my head around.  This feels like something you could see in any Walmart on any day of the week... and, it's weird.  If we see this going down, and the parent does nothing... we judge them.  Conversely, if this happens and the parent(s) get slap-happy... we also judge them.  Can't win fer losin'... so, what's the right answer?

Putting ourselves in the shoes of a tired mother dragging three children to the grocery store... two of whom are whirling dervishes... what would we do?  Not being a parent, it's easy for me to say "tell the children to behave" and be done with it.  That's... unfortunately, not realistic, is it?  So, what would we do?  I don't have an easy answer.

Going by the A-B-C approach... we can suggest that perhaps the cereal aisle is a "trigger" for the tots... and, so... maybe mom should just avoid it?  Also, let's check out the consequences... hitting... which, is also, attention.  These are three kids with an overworked and overtired mother... could the attention they get from being hit be something of a positive reinforcer?  Ya see, I'm thinking far too hard about this, haha.  I've been on semester break for all of a week at this point, maybe I just miss grad school.

One more step though before we shift gears.  Skinnerian behaviorism involves something called "extinction"... which posits (very simply) that any attention, good or bad, can serve as  reinforcing a behavior.  Anything from rewards to a beating... can reinforce a behavior in a given situation.  Extinction is, more or less, ignoring the behavior... not giving any reaction... and, in so doing (or not doing), removing any possible reinforcement from it.  So, those parents in Walmart not doing anything about their screaming kids?  They might just be practicing Skinnerian behaviorism!  No, they're probably not...

As a story... it was okay.  I do feel like Sally was sorta-kinda taking her life into her own hands in a) intervening, and b) suggesting mom take parenting classes.  I don't know that I'd suggest anyone actually do that... unless you're cool with getting beaten up yourself!

Now, the first story... corporal punishment in schools.  Hmm... this feels like something out of the 1950's, but... it ain't!  In fact, on one of the "et-cetera" pages I've included below, we learn that as of 1990, two-thirds of schools still allowed teachers to swat the tots with a paddle!  Whaaa?

I wanna say, having Billy's father be quick to swat... maybe confused the issue a bit?  I get that we're really trying to press the issue of spanking here, but... this just felt like a step too far.  Kinda pulled me out of the story... unless we're supposed to think that poor Billy's just constantly getting beaten up, whether at school or at home.  I think we could'a just done with one or the other.

Also, the quick turnaround and non-ending didn't do all that much for me.  Out of the two stories, this one felt like an "assignment", whereas the New Mutants chapter actually had some of that trademark Louise Simonson "heart".  The back half, as heavy-handed as it was, could very easily have been fitted into a back-up slot in a New Mutants Annual or something... where the Spidey strip... ehh... it was cashin' a check, and not much more.

Overall... I thought this was fine.  Some top talent were involved in this... and, at least the back-half, didn't feel like a "throwaway".  Worth a peek if you happen across it in the cheap-o bins!

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Thursday, May 7, 2020

X-Factor #42 (1989)


X-Factor #42 (July, 1989)
"All that Glitters..."
Writer - Louise Simonson
Pencils - Arthur Adams
Inks - Allen Milgrom
Letters - Joe Rosen
Colors - Tom Vincent
Edits - Bob Harras
Chief - Tom DeFalco
Cover Price: $1.00

Well, we've come this far... why not take a day to finish up Our Alchemical Romance?

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We open in the Troll Tunnels, and X-Factor is still all chained up.  The baddies reveal their plan that, with the use of Thomas Jones' alchemical powers, they can destroy the British economy... and, ultimately drive everyone out of the country, reclaiming it as their own.  Sounds like an air-tight plan, dunnit?  Anyhoo, the Troll Associates, who are named Phy, Phay, Phee, Phough, and Phumm (not that I can tell 'em apart), work out their plan... two will remain with the prisoners, the other three will start turning things to gold with Thomas.  Worth noting, these Trolls are annoying.  The Trolls that stayed behind spot Baby Cable!  The one called Phumm (I think) shape-shifts into a dinosaur and goes to crush the tot, but the Cablet protects himself with a telekinetic bubble.


Jean starts to stir and knocks some of the baddies over with her TK abilities... after which, X-Factor makes short work of their bindings.  I mean, they're still super-powered mutants, right?  It's not like they've been inhibited or anything.  We get two or so pages of X-Factor bustin' loose.


Meanwhile, we join the rest of the Trolls (and Thomas), as they're reaching the Tower of London via magic carpet.  They want Thomas to turn the White Tower, which is apparently the oldest part of the Tower of London... to gold.  Tower, tower, tower.  I don't think I've ever typed that word as many times as right now.  Anyhoo... Thomas isn't so sure.  Suddenly a dog arrives on the scene, and starts yippin'.  One of the Trolls... slashes the dog's throat?  Oh, c'mon, flag on the play... I didn't wanna see that.  If I rated things on a numerical scale, this scene would've just cost this issue an entire point.


Thomas uses his alchemical powers to transmute the dying and suffering dog into gold.  The Trolls are oddly tickled... and decide, perhaps the Tower of London ain't important enough a place to turn to gold... and so, they set their sights on Buckingham Palace.  Hey, there's a place even I've heard of!  Thing is, he's not to transmute the building... but, the actual Royal Family!


The Palace Guards do their damnedest to hold off the Trolls... but, I mean... they're Trolls.  Do guns even work on them?  (No, they don't).  Suddenly the Police show up, and flash the baddies with their headlights.  This causes the Trolls a fair amount of pain... and does not go unnoticed by young Thomas.


The Trolls go to flee... and it's at this point that X-Factor arrives on the scene.  A fight ensues over the course of several pages, finally ending with the Trolls running back to the tunnels... and not a minute too soon, ya see... the Sun's just about risen.  X-Factor continues their pursuit, and Thomas is able to inform them that the Trolls' weakness is... Sunlight!


And so, another fight breaks out.  Iceman attempts to block off the Trolls' path with a wall of ice... but, it barely slows the bad guys down.  At this point, Thomas actually considers using his newly-minted alchemical powers to... turn the Trolls into gold.  He quickly dismisses this notion, almost equating it to murder... as there's no way he'd ever be able to return them to flesh and bone.


As the chase continues, Thomas calls out to X-Factor, revealing their current location (they're actually very close to his house... just, ya know, underground).  He asks Cyclops to smash a hole in the ceiling of the tunnel to let some sunshine in... and so, ZAPT!  Unfortunately for the good guys... it's just another rainy London day... ain't no Sun in the sky right now!


The Troll Associates are soon reunited in full... so, those two that X-Factor gave the slip earlier on, are back in the picture.  The Trolls decide that... maybe the best way to get this alchemical kid to do their bidding would be to, well... threaten his mum.  And so, they nab her!  If Thomas doesn't turn all the things to gold... they're going to flick her head clean off her shoulders.


Thomas is outta luck.  He's kind of run out of choices here... and so, he mulls it over.  He equates the Trolls to terrorists... who have no qualms about threatening and endangering innocents.  And so, he does what he'd thought about doing earlier this issue... he... turns (two of) the Trolls to gold!  Not sure where the other three got off to, but... I'm glad they're gone regardless.


After this, Thomas vows to the Golden Trolls that he'll become a Molecular Biochemist, and one day return them to flesh and blood.  Well, whatever helps ya sleep at night, Tom.


X-Factor and the Joneses decide to drop the Troll Figures in Hyde Park... but, before leaving, Thomas transmutes the gold into lead... ya know, this way they won't be so enticing to thieves.  Beast offers the kid a spot at their School for Mutants... but, Thomas turns 'em down... he's set on going to University so he might eventually bring the bad guys back to "life".  Ah, what could'a been!


We wrap up with X-Factor heading back to their Ship... and a teaser that there's about to be a kidnaping (with one p?).  The Judgment War is upon us!


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Well...

I definitely don't have quite the same "soft spot" for this issue as I did for the first half of the story.  Frankly, I feel like we paid a bit too much attention to the darn Trolls here... and, boy... weren't they just a bit on the annoying side?  Eesh.

That said, I suppose I can be a bit more objective about this issue... and the story, than I was yesterday.  What we have here feels like... I don't wanna say "filler", but it's definitely doesn't feel like "must reading", ya know?  Gotta wonder if they already had the upcoming Judgment War plotted out, and wanted to end it in the milestone 50th issue of X-Factor... and, maybe this two-parter was more a "means to an end" than anything that absolutely needed telling.  I mean, it did give us an extra issue of Art Adams... which, might make the whole thing worthwhile... but, I think, as a story, this probably could've been tightened up, and told in one.

Let's talk Thomas.  We see that he realizes that actions have consequences.  He's got this unbelievable power to tinker with the chemical makeup of... anything, living or otherwise!  He knows that, if he were to turn the Trolls to gold... it'd very likely be a one-way trip... and, as such, really has to be pushed to his limit before he does so.  I thought this was pretty cool... and added a bit of nuance to his character, as well as direction for the future.

Though... just a few pages before he begrudgingly turns the Trolls to gold, he does tell X-Factor that sunlight will "destroy" the bad guys... so, maybe he's not really above killing... just as long as he ain't the one actually doing it?  Whattayagonnado?

Overall... as much as I had a hard time remaining objective about the first half of this story... this one, I dunno... kinda felt a bit sloggy.  The Trolls were almost aggressively annoying... and, I'd be fine never seeing them again.  I do wonder if there were some sort of jargon in the fine-print of the Mutant Registration Contest, where "Alchemy" (which he's never referred to as) couldn't become a regular featured character?  I remember something similar went down in the pages of Thunderbolts in the late-90's with the character Charcoal (who was the winner of a contest run for Marvel in Wizard Magazine, if I'm remembering right)... it got pretty sticky, if I recall.  So, maybe Alchemy couldn't (legally?) ever be more than what he was here?  I dunno... I ain't a lawyer, and I'm one'a the few guys on the Internet who won't pretend he is either!

Overall... I think if you read this two-parter in one "go", you'd really enjoy it.  In going through it one-per-day, I feel like the "seams" show a bit more.  So, I don't not recommend this... but, if you do decide to check out the dazzling debut of Alchemy, I'd suggest you hit up both issues at once.  And, uh... did I mention... Art Adams!

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Today I dropped the latest episode of the show named after this site, in which I discuss our recent visit with Leonard the Duck!



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