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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Detective Comics #627 (1991)


Detective Comics #627 (March, 1991)
"The Case of the Chemical Syndicate"
"The Cry of Night is-- 'Kill!'"
"The Case of the Chemical Syndicate"
"The Case of the Chemical Syndicate"
Writers - Bill Finger, Mike Friedrich, Marv Wolfman & Alan Grant
Pencillers - Bob Kane, Bob Brown, Jim Aparo & Norm Breyfogle
Inkers - Bob Kane, Joe Giella, Mike DeCarlo & Steve Mitchell
Colorist - Adrienne Roy
Letterera - John Costanza & Todd Klein
Assistant Editor - Kelley Puckett
Editor - Denny O'Neil
Cover Price: $2.95

Heyyy, it's DAY SIX-HUNDRED!

Whenever I get to one of these milestone posts, I worry about what book to cover.  I mean, should I play it cool, like it's no biggie and just look at any random thing?  Should I be clever and cover a book from the Milestone imprint?  Or... should I go "all-out" and cover something over-large and monumental?

It's usually gonna be that last one.  Today we're going to discuss Batman's six-hundredth issue of Detective Comics, which is special for a number of reasons.  Not just is it for the "milestone" aspect... but it's for its inclusion of the very first Bat-Man story.  Given my reviewer-rules this is almost certainly the only way we'll ever discuss that story here... so I'm pretty psyched!

This is gonna be a long one... so, I'll end this pre-ramble here.  My normal milestone mushiness will follow the "review" portion.

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Our first story is... heyyy, the first story!  Young Socialite Bruce Wayne is visiting with his friend Police Commissioner Gordon.  Their cigar-and-pipe appreciation society is interrupted by a phone call.  It turns out that Lambert, the Chemical King was murdered... stabbed to death!  The most likely suspect is... Lambert's son, Young Lambert!  Gordon invites Mr. Wayne along to lookie-loo.


The young fella swears he didn't do it.  When he arrived home he found his father, stabbed... and his safe open!  Old Master Lambert's final words were about a contract.  When asked if Lambert had any enemies, Young Lambert offers up his three former business partners, Steven Crane, Paul Rogers, and Alfred Stryker.  The questioning session is interrupted by another phone call.  Hey, it's Steve Crane who needed to talk with Lambert... and now needs to speak to the Commish.  At this point a bored Bruce Wayne informs Gordon that he'll be retiring for the evening.


At that very moment, Steve Crane is attacked... and shot in his home.  A pair of murderers/crooks attempt to flee with the contract they had stolen.  Unfortunately for them... they run into the Batman... er, make that the Bat hyphen Man.  Commissioner Gordon arrives a few moments too late, and learns of Crane's passing from the butler.  That's two of the four business-partners toes up!


Batman reads the recovered contract, and figures it all out.  Meanwhile, Paul Rogers learns of the spree and heads over to visit with Stryker.  Instead of Stryker, he gets his assistant Mr. Jennings.  After inviting Rogers inside, Jennings wallops him with... I dunno, a blackjack?  Afterward, he brings him to a... gas chamber!  Ay yai yai.  Luckily, Bat-Man arrives... stuffs a hankie in the gas jets... and busts the dome with a wrench.


With Rogers saved, Bat-Man spears Jennings and pounds him down.  Stryker arrives, and Rogers tells him what his assistant just tried to do.  After feigning concern, Stryker decides to try and "finish the job".  Unfortunately for him... Bat-Man is still there!


Bat-Man explains that Stryker was in arrears to the other three partners... and figured if he offed 'em all, he could have full control and zero debt.  Stryker attempts to push Bat-Man, and winds up being socked into a tank of acid.  Well, let the punishment fit the crime!


The story ends with Bruce Wayne and Commissioner Gordon having a pow-wow.  Wayne returns home... and holy cow, we learn that he is in fact... the Bat-Man!


Our second story is... a 30th Anniversary tribute to the story we just read!  Batman and Robin are swinging through Gotham... and at that very moment, Commissioner Gordon is at a crime scene questioning a young man about the murder of his father.


The is young Mel Lambert, son of Atomic Chemist old (and currently dead) Mel Lambert.  He is the top suspect in the murder... and he's not terribly pleased by that.  Batman and Robin arrive... and we learn that Batman listens to Janis Joplin.  Howboutdat?


Turns out that the Lamberts didn't always see eye-to-eye.  Young Mel is a counter-culture sort, who doesn't dig the system maaaaan.  Batman notes that Mel arrived via motorcycle... and asks if he wore his gloves when he came in.  He compares traces on the gloves with the murder weapon... a fireplace poker, and deduces there is no match... and no way to prove that young Mel offed his pop.  He also uncovers a hidden doorway behind a bookcase... positing that it was likely the real murderer's escape route.


Robin is really displeased by all of this... he seems to really have it in for young Mel.  The Dynamic Duo head back to the Batcave to run some data.  They discover that Lambert was part of a Scientific Syndicate... alongside a Steven Crane, Paul Rogers, and Alfred Stryker.  They suit up and visit the lab speaking to Mr. Crane, who points back to young Mel as the murderer citing a very heated argument between he and his father in the days leading up.


After the questioning, Batman and Robin prepare to leave.  Once they hit the street they hear a gunshot from Crane's office.  They rush back in just in time to see a floppy-haired silhouette holding a contract escaping through the window.


Robin flings a batarang and retrieves the docs, but the baddie gets away.  He is positive that it was Mel while Batman still isn't so convinced.  After all, what would Mel want with Crane's research data?


We shift over to Paul Rogers who is about to visit Alfred Stryker to warn him about Young Lambert.  Once inside, he gets konked with the butt of a pistol.  When he comes to, he sees his old partner Stryker standing alongside that floppy-haired murderer... but playing it off like he's being held hostage.  At this point, Batman and Robin burst onto the scene.


Before floppy-hair can unload his gun, Robin chop-blocks him at the ankles... while giving Batman perhaps his crappiest nickname yet!


Robin pulls the floppy-haired dude's mask off revealing a creepy little mustache... it wasn't Mel Lambert after all!  Batman was right... again.  Stryker reveals that... a-ha, he was behind the entire thing!  He wanted all of the data for himself so he could cash-in.  We wrap up with Robin questioning his instincts... knowing he's got some very hea-vy thinking to do, maaaaaaaan.


Story the third opens with a Iranian Cabbie complaining about his lot in life to his current fare.  Back home he was a teacher... while here, all he can do is drive taxi.  He doesn't much matter to the story... just "flavor" I guess.  Anyhoo, he sees a strange haz-mat suit wearing individual standing in the street.  It's gun is drawn... and it blasts toxic waste into the cab!


The Iranian believes he was the creep's target... because, he's Iranian.  Turns out, it was his fare that was the quarry!  The toxic blast causes the cab to meld to the victim.  A Detective Hanrahan arrives on the scene... Commissioner Gordon is out, having recently suffered a heart attack.


Batman arrives on the scene to check things out.  We learn that the dead man was Vice President of CLRS Chemical, Theodore Lambert!  We also learn that Theodore's son "Ted", was recently protesting his father's company.  Batman decides to use his Bruce Wayne connections to hang out with Ted and see if he can connect any dots.


While the pair play tennis, Hanrahan arrives to deliver the news... and make accusations. Ted is horrified that his father is dead... and while he hated the chemical company, he definitely loved his dad.  Hanrahan continues to push, until Wayne tells her to back-off.  While this is going down, Steven Crane is holding a press conference.


His speech is interrupted by the arrival of the baddie from before, now going by the clever name, Pesticyde!  They bust in on the assembly... and blast Crane (and a woman named Elaine... possibly a partner?) with goop... melting them both together.  Deciding that's not good enough, Pesticyde then unleashes da goop into the crowd... we get a close-up revealing Pesticyde to be a woman.


Moments later, Batman arrives and the two do battle.  Pesticyde keeps Batman on the defensive long enough to bore a tunnel into the ground to escape through.


At this point Hanrahan and the GCPD arrive... and she looks like she's going to be sick.  Later, back at the Gotham Police Station she and Batman compare notes.  It's here that we learn of Lambert and Crane's other two partners... Rogers and Stryker.


Hanrahan decides to first visit with Stryker... who really isn't up for questioning.  Ya see, he's been rendered somewhat vegetative, and has been that way for two years now.  His maid, Mrs. Watkins wheels him in to show the detective.  After the officers leave, Stryker's daughter... a healthy-looking young lady named Prisillla takes her father...


... to a secret lab in the basement where he used to do his chemical research.  She recounts the story that led to his being in his current state.  While the partners were preparing to dump the waste, some of it splashed onto him.  Ever since, Prisilla has planned to see to it that they pay.


Batman runs some data back at the cave... he states that ever since Stryker's crippling accident, there had been a power struggle in the company... and seems to have a lead on what's about to go down.  Meanwhile, Paul Rogers is talking to the police asking for security to be placed at his home.


His phone chat is interrupted by... Pesticyde!  She immediately unmasks revealing herself to be Paul's own Goddaughter, Prisilla!


She ties Rogers up and places him precariously atop a vat of bubbling acid.  Before she can trigger her trap, Batman arrives... and the two fight.


Batman is able to break away long enough to rescue Rogers.  The fight resumes with a face-off atop some bubblin' gunk... and Prisilla firing a blast of corrosive toxins.  It misses Batman, and cuts a hole in the bridge, which Prisilla falls through... to her death.


Our final Case of the Chemical Syndicate starts with a hobo drinking a bottle of Breyfogle's best while thinking to himself how Gotham has a disease.  We jump over to Gotham City Chem Co. where a sorta floppy-haired man is fleeing from a night guard... who sounds the alarm.


Commissioner Gordon and Batman both rush to the scene.  Inside the offices, the GCPD has the sorta floppy-haired kid cornered... there's an open safe and... oh yeah, there's also a dead body in there... any guesses on who that might be?  Okay, okay... you know it's Lambert, I know it's Lambert... it's Lambert.  And the kid?  Young Mel Lambert.


They question Mel as to why he'd been creeping around and he reveals that there had been a bit of a falling out between he and his father... neglecting the fact that he's carrying an entire brick of cocaine.  Batman nyoinks it out of the kid's pocket and gives it a lick.


Batman was smart to grab the coke... but sadly, he didn't nab the kids pistol along with it.  Mel holds up... the police, which oddly doesn't get him riddled with holes, but instead with a face-full of powder and a sock to da mush.  As Mel is loaded into the back of a cop car, Batman hints at Gordon that the kid didn't kill Professor Lambert.


They part company with Batman going to check in with Lambert's three partners.  We get another scene with the hobo... who can't seem to get any help from the police.  They think he's just an old drunk talking nonsense... and I'm not convinced they're wrong!  We shift over to Steven Crane's home... where he awaits the arrival of Commissioner Gordon.  There is a knock at the door... sadly, it ain't the Commish, instead it's a pair of nogoodniks!  Just as Batman arrives, poor Crane gets his brains blown out.


Batman bursts into the window and makes short work of the geeks.  He grabs the gun, and shoves it into one of their mouths looking for answers.  They reveal that they were behind the murder of Lambert as well... and were hired to do so by Paul Rogers who told to make it look like a a burglary.


We shift over to Rogers Chemical... which is one of the very few signs in this story that isn't an homage to a past creator (though, it could've been! Marshall Rogers gets his due as a Hotel owner earlier... below I'll list all of the creator homages).  Inside, Paul Rogers is being held at gunpoint by a man in the shadows (any guesses?).  He is being forced to write a confession note stating that he ordered the murders of both Lambert and Crane.


We get another scene with the hobo... he gets jumped by some gang-bangers, but Batman arrives in time to save him.  At the same time, Gordon and the gang arrive at Rogers Chem and find that Paul has hung himself... conveniently after giving a written confession.


Batman arrives and Gordon gives him the skinny.  Batman sees this as being a tad too convenient, and ain't buying it.  He yells out for Alfred Stryker to show himself... and wouldn'tcha know it, a few gunshots ring out from behind the big ol' chemical vats!


Batman tosses a batarang which Stryker attempts to dodge.  Unfortunately for him, the railing he's leaning on is loose... and he falls into the corrosive gunk.  Batman fishes him out... well, his skeleton anyway... and for a moment, we're back in 1939!


The story (and this over-sized issue) ends with the hobo from earlier recounting a story about the "disease" Gotham has... and how the G.C. Chem. Co. has poisoned the city.


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Well, that was one hell of a bite!  What a strange project this was... I've never seen anything quite like it, and it's a wonder it isn't attempted more often.  I mean, this is ostensibly the same four stories told in different contextual ways... and it was a lot of fun!  Granted, by the time we got to the fourth story it might've started to drag, but simply as an undertaking... this was really neat!

I really appreciated the inclusion of that first Bat-Man story... it definitely laid the groundwork for the rest of the book.  Also, I feel that placing it at the front of the book was for the best as well.  I know sometimes I'll read a contemporary comic that includes an ancient back-up that may be an earlier story featuring some of the characters/concepts from the "main" story... and I'll skip it!  By putting this in front, it worked so much better, and helped us to see the changes and "up to dating" the subsequent creators/stories made.

Let's discuss each one... in relatively brief.

The first story is... pretty matter of fact.  Beyond it being a hoot to be able to discuss the first appearance of Bat-Man, there isn't a whole lot to say about it.  I will say that it's interesting how the Bruce Wayne reveal is kept until the last panel.  I thought that was a lot of fun.  It has been... yeesh, probably twenty-five years since I last read this, as part of the Volume One of Batman DC Archives Edition, so it was really cool to revisit with a more... I dunno, maybe "analytical" eye.

The Friedrich story was pretty good, but might've gone a bit too far with Robin having it out for young Lambert.  I mean, after the first few times, I think we got the point.  I suppose that was to illustrate Batman's own coolness under pressure, and keeping a level-head when it comes to investigation.  Either way, it felt like a bit much.  Still enjoyable... and a nice update for the original story.

Marv Wolfman's story was probably my favorite of the four.  It felt less like going through the motions, and actually sought to add a neat twist to the tale that came before.  It was certainly the goriest of the stories included here... which, I could take or leave... but I definitely feel it was the most engaging.

The final story was more a love-letter to Batman, the character and creative forces behind him, than anything.  It was a very good reimagining of the original story, chock full of nods to the people who've breathed life into the character for (at that point) a little over a half-century.  The bits with the hobo were a bit out of place... and a few of the scenes did seem disjointed.  Gotta say, Breyfogle does a great homage to the Bat-Man who appeared in Detective Comics #27 though!  That was a wonderful bit at the end.

Overall, I had more fun with this issue than I thought I would.  Really dug the experiment here.  Wouldn't mind seeing this kind of thing happen again somewhere down the line.  Just such a neat idea to have the "hot creators" of the day try their hand at retelling a character's first story.  We ain't talkin' reboots here... just giving their spin and a nod to where everything started.  This issue is available digitally (and needless to say, the first story has been reprinted a whoooole lotta times).

Before I wrap up, it's time to get a bit mooshy.  Six-Hundred Daily Discussions may not be anything to really crow about... but to me it signifies actually "sticking with" something... which has always been one of my bigger challenges.  I've said it before... I never thought I'd go a week straight, much less the better part of two years!

I'm sincerely thankful for everyone who pops by... reaches out... shares some of these silly words that I write... really, without the engagement of the community, it's doubtful I would've stuck with this.  As always, I'm hesitant to name names for fear that I'll accidentally leave someone out... so, this is a blanket "thank you".

My main goals in starting this blog were to find the "Two F's"... (nonono, not fame and fortune...) fun and friends.  I'm proud to say I'm pretty sure I've found both!

Thank You!

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Homage Names (I think I got 'em all):

Mazzuchelli Chemicals ~ Englehart Signs, Inc. ~ Aparo Advertising ~ Breyfogle Red Table Wine ~ Kane Trucking ~ Chan's Costumes ~ Austin's Art Supply ~ Rogers Hotel ~ Sprang St. ~ Newton Wrestling Champ ~ Sale at Robbins ~ Wein Cola ~ Giordano's (Open Early) ~ Adams Ave. ~ Roy's ~ Kev's ~ O'Neil Books ~ Miller Road ~ Chemical Analysts by B. Brown ~ The Deal by Friedrich ~ Moldoff ~ Mooney ~ The Art of the Figure by Lopez ~ Neary ~ Burnley ~ Gulacy ~ Political Art by Robinson ~ Davis ~ McKean St. ~ Paris Supply ~ Bolland Art Pens ~ Finger Alley ~ Infantino's Gym

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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Christmas with the Super-Heroes #1 (1988)


Christmas with the Super-Heroes #1 (1988)
"Wanted: Santa Claus - Dead or Alive!"
"The Man Who Murdered Santa Claus!"
"The TT's Swingin' Christmas Carol!"
"Star Light, Star Bright... Farthest Star I See Tonight!"
"Twas the Fright Before Christmas!"
"The Silent Night of the Batman"
Writers - Denny O'Neil, Len Wein, Bob Haney, Paul Levitz, E. Nelson Bridwell & Mike Friedrich
Pencillers - Frank Miller, Dick Dillon, Nick Cardy, Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, Curt Swan & Neal Adams
Inkers - Steve Mitchell, Dick Giordano & Murphy Anderson
Letterers - Ben Oda
Colorists - Glenn Whitmore, Helen Vesik & Jerry Serpe
Editors - Len Wein, Julius Schwartz
Cover Price: $2.95

Welcome to not only the Ninth Day of Christmas on Infinite Earths... but the Holiday Edition of Super-Blog Team-Up!  I fear I may have lost my mind claiming that I would marathon the entire... eight-thousand or so pages of Christmas with the Super-Heroes, and I guess we're about to find out!



For folks who are used to the way I "write", this will be mostly business as usual.  For newcomers, what I usually do is first stumble through an introduction, then synopsize a particular issue... followed by hopefully a thorough analysis/discussion of the story/stories.  We then close up with letters pages and some "interesting" ads to get us right into the gestalt of the issue we're looking at.  I hope everyone enjoys visiting as much as I enjoy revisiting some of my favorite and not-so-favorite stories.

Anyhoo... after my usual nonsense, there will be a listing of all the great participants of Super-Blog Team-Up for you to check out and enjoy!  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all... and to all a good... read!

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Wanted: Santa Claus - Dead or Alive!
From: DC Special Series #21 (1979)



It's... Christmas Eve (get used to me saying that!), and Batman is scoping out a Nativity scene that is without it's star.  Several blocks away, we've got baddie Matty Lasko living the high life.  Shortly, Batman comes to crash the party.  He takes Matty's men down without breaking a sweat... and even does his Superman impression, letting Lasko punch him in the gut as hard as he can.  Awesome.  A busted-handed Matty guides Batman to his point man, Boomer Katz.



Batman decides to disguise himself and head down to Crime Alley to see if he can't find out the whereabouts of ol' Boomer.  The soup kitchen he checks out luckily has quite the case of "loose lips".  We learn that Boomer is playing Santa Claus at Lee's Department Store.  Before heading out, Batman hands a random woman $1,000.  Whatta guy.



We shift to Lee's and see Boomer Claus being escorted out of the building on his last day as Santa.  We see that he was a pretty great department store Santa... in fact, the best Lee's has ever had!  The manager thanks him for his hard work, and Boomer begins to cry.  Outside, he runs into a skeezy individual, and we come to find that he had only taken the job to disable the store's alarm system!



It seems as though Boomer had a change of heart.  He doesn't want to rob the joint... unfortunately for him, he doesn't have much of a choice at this point.  The skeeze uses Boomer to get on the inside to do some robbin'.  Boomer smashes him over the head with a box of ornaments, but gets shot for his troubles.



Boomer crawls out of the scene just as Batman arrives.  Batman grabs a miniature Christmas tree and hurls it at the baddie.  Such an awesome, fluid scene.



Batman goes to look for Boomer when suddenly the missing star from the Nativity scene appears and shines the way.  Once Batman finds Boomer, the star vanishes once more.



The Man Who Murdered Santa Claus!
From: Justice League of America #110 (March-April, 1974)



Batman and Superman are meeting up at a local Santa's apartment.  Tonight... might be Christmas Eve... I guess.  Yeah, it probably is... anyhoo, tonight this Santa will be entertaining some orphans... unfortunately, as he's adjusting his outfit... the apartment explodes!  Batman and Superman find his fallen body next to a Key and a note threatening a neighborhood.  Hmm...




The duo put out a call to arms for the rest of the Justice League... and, well... seems like some of the heavier-hitters are otherwise engaged!



Not Hal Jordan tho... nope, not our Hal.  He's ready to go, with bells on even!  He steps out of the shower to answer his comm-link-thing... and he *snicker* slips on a bar of soap, and knocks himself out!  How amazing is that?



Hal's ring hovers over, and realizes that its bearer is a flipping idiot... and so, decides to find back-up Lantern, John Stewart... who, himself is none too pleased by the ring's not taking no for an answer.



The Justice League assembles, and our team is by no means small one (much less "depressingly small" per the caption).  Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Black Canary, and Red Tornado... yeah, I think this is a pretty decent team, no?  Anyhoo... using the clues in the note that was left by "Santa's" body, Batman deduces that the neighborhood in peril is somewhere in St. Louis.  Ya see, the note mentioned an arch... World's Greatest Detective, am I right?



Now, the gang assumes that the key they received will work on a door somewhere in Saint Louie... but, without the speed of the Flash, how can they ever hope to find the door before the boom?  Well, I'm glad you asked.  John Stewart can somehow fill the key with willpower, which will somehow cause it to vibrate when it's in the vicinity of the lock... ooookay, we'll roll with it.  It's Christmas, after all.  From here, it doesn't take long for Reddy to find the door in question.



Before entering the nasty tenement building the key matches up to, the team are guilt-tripped by a trio of tiny panhandlers.  Green Arrow, of all people, tells John to keep his head in the game and sends the poor unfortunates away.  Superman turns the key in the door, and we find that the JLA is being watched... by a shadowy fellow.



Inside the team falls into a strange cylindrical pit... a miniature Sun begins to descend upon them.  Now, this bugger is a double whammy... it emits rays like a red Sun, but it's yellow... pretty much nullifying both Superman and Green Lantern.  For some reason, the red rays actually appear to hurt Superman... which, I thought they just shut his powers down... I dunno, maybe with his defenses down, the severe heat being emitting is somehow causing him far more pain than his... human teammates.  Dunno.  Anyhoo... he uses his last bit of energy to fly up into the Sun, destroying it... and seemingly, himself in the process.



After... precious little mourning for their fallen champion, the rest of the League continues on the trail.  A door opens in the wall, and they proceed through it... into a room with a calliope... but not just any calliope, a calliope that spews poison gas.  Ya know, I doubt I've ever typed the word "calliope" before in my life... and I now have four times in a single paragraph... Anyhoo, Black Canary uses her ultrasonic song to counter the gaseous song.  This holds the gas back, and lets the rest of the team escape... but not Canary!



We again see that the League is being watched... but it doesn't appear to be the same fella from earlier.  He checks in with... get this... The Key!  Whodathunkit?  A baddie leaves a key as a calling card... you'd figure the World's Greatest Detective might be able to decode that one, no?



Another door opens in the wall, and the remaining Leaguers step through... into a room infested with giant Christmas tree ornaments... that appear to be homing in on our heroes.  Batman is the first to fall.



Green Arrow realizes that the ornaments are tuned to body heat, and decides to test that theory by holding two flaming arrows.  It works, and the ornaments begin rolling in his direction... he yells for Green Lantern and Red Tornado to continue on.



The remaining pair are attacked by an army of wooden soldiers.  Stewart hits them with a blast... which only causes them to turn yellow.  Ruh roh.  Reddy blasts them with some air-blasts... which only seem to tick them off.  Luckily, the JLAers stumble into another wall-hole to continue their trek... all the while, the Key watches.



We now learn why the Key is doing what he's doing.  Ya see, while in prison he was found to be terminally ill due to his psycho-chemical injections... and so, he's set free to live out his final days on the outside.  Sounds legit, right?  Take a super-villain with a chip on his shoulder and absolutely nothing to lose... and put him right back out on the streets.  That's some criminal justice we can all believe in.



Just as he's about to celebrate his ultimate victory... three more wall-doors open.  Why, it's the Justice League... but how?  I'm glad you asked... the reason why they all survived can be summed up in two words... Phantom Stranger.  But how?  Nah, don't you dare... Phantom Stranger is good enough of an answer... it's gotta be, cuz it's the only one we're getting!



The Key is all "screw this" and triggers the bomb... and escapes through a wall floor-hole.  The League use what little time they have to evacuate... I dunno, the entire city of St. Louis?  Before the bomb goes boom, Stewart covers the city in an emerald dome.  When the smoke clears... the city is fine!  Ya see, John Stewart rebuilt the entire thing... in seconds.  Hmm, I guess as long as it ain't Coast City, it's okay!



We wrap up with Batman noticing that the Phantom Stranger has vanished before they could either thank him or offer him JLA membership.  We get a neat one-page epilogue where the Leaguers present Red Tornado with a new costume.



The TT's Swingin' Christmas Carol!
From: Teen Titans #13 (January-February, 1968)



We open at Ebeneezer Scrounge's Junkorama... oi... inside Scrounge is being a slave-driver to his employee... Bob *hm* Ratchet.  Bob asks Scrounge if he might have Christmas Day off to be with his son, Tiny Tom... is any of this sounding familiar?  No?  It's just me, then?  Anyhoo... Scrounge is all "Humbug", but tells him if he gets his work done he can have the day off.  Hmm, sounds reasonable, no?  Suddenly a truck pulls up, and Scrounge decides to shoo Ratchet off for the evening.




Just as this occurs, Tiny Tom rolls up in his not-so-deluxe wheelchair.  He overhears Scrounge and a pair of thugs making a deal on some old garbage.  Ya see, they've got a sort of ray that makes old garbage into new stuff.  Why, they'll make millions!



Tom rushes home to tell his father what he'd heard.  He suggests he confront Scrounge with it... which, goes about as well as you might imagine.  Scrounge decides that poor Ratchet's gonna have to work Christmas after all.  Tiny Tom's outta tricks, so he decides to call in the cavalry... the Teen Titans!  Not sure how he got a hold of them... but, c'maaaaaan, it's Christmas... we'll allow it.



The Titans hide under the bad guys' truck as they head out.  They are stopped by a giant of a man who starts wrecking fools left and right.  The Titans bail out and decide to trail their potential ally... all the way back to Ebeneezer Scrounge's run down mansion.



The big man beats on the door onto Scrounge answers... it's Jacob *hm* Farley, fresh from the clink... still wearing the stripes, even!  He's here to take some justice from the ol' skinflint's be-hind.



The Titans enter the mansion before Farley can obliterate the old geezer... and we come to find that he was Scrounge's scapegoat for some scummy dealings, which caused some on-the-job injury.  Scrounge knows his rights, and decides to phone up the police... Farley and the Titans both scram before they get arrested.  Outside, the Titans compare what they're going through with Dicken's A Christmas Carol... okay, so we're going there, fair enough.



The gang decides... what the hell... let's keep playing along.  Maybe have ol' Scrounge visited by some ghosts and what-not... which, ya know... is exactly what they're gonna do.  First it's the Ghost of Christmas Past... who I'm guessing is Wally, because he comes in through the wall.  He spooks Scrounge pretty good... causing him to flee the mansion...



... where he meets the Ghost of Christmas Present... who is, I dunno... either Robin or Aqualad, I guess.  He takes Scrounge out to where he can see Bob Ratchet digging through the snow for spare parts with which he can repair Tiny Tom's wheelchair... good thing there's a perfectly good wheel under that snowdrift, right?



Finally, the Ghost of Christmas Future arrives... which is, get this... Wonder Girl in a cute little Santa onesie, with her hood up.  We hear some phantom voices about Scrounge's legacy, including a very nice one from Tiny Tom.  The baddies arrive during the haunting... and, not messing around... shoot her right out of the sky.  Ouch.  Anyhoo, the jig is up.



The next scene is a... weird fighty bit, where the Titans get sucked into a giant "garbage tree" or something.  I guess it's an anti-burglar device... that, I dunno... attracts human flesh?



Suddenly, the attractor starts... attracting, Tiny Tom's wheelchair.  It falls and gets crushed... and they say, that Ebeneezer Scrounge's heart grew three sizes that day.  Seeing the wheelchair of the only boy who ever said anything nice about him destroyed is enough to set him off.  He turns off the machine, and frees the Titans.



Scrounge has seen the light... he decides to turn over a new leaf... he even goes as far as to buy Tiny Tom a state of the art, groovy electric wheelchair!



Star Light, Star Bright... Farthest Star I See Tonight!
From: DC Special Series #21 (1979)



It's... guess when... Christmas Eve at the Legion Outpost, and Superboy has decided to visit to spread good cheer.  He runs into Mon-El who is on guard duty... and not much in a Christmas mood.  When he comments that there really isn't all that much holiday spirit about, he finds himself standing... er, flying under the mistletoe.  Phantom Girl phases in and gives him a peck on the cheek.  Aw.



Superboy and Phantom Girl head to the monitor room, and check out the way some of their friends are celebrating the holiday season.  We get a bit from Karate Kid, and his cardboard Christmas Tree (with Captain America's shield on top)... and Colossal Boy, who's home planet only celebrates (C)hanukkah.  Very interesting.



Superboy is a bit upset that there are no real Christmas Trees at the outpost... and decides that the gang should go in search of the star that appeared over Bethlehem on "that Christmas".  Only one problem... they can't find the star... only a small planet!  Superboy, Lightning Lad, Wildfire, and Phantom Girl all set out to see what's up.



First we follow Wildfire.  He comes across a reptilian race whose food is frozen solid in a chunk of ice.  Wildfire mentions that this planet is about to undergo an ice age... and fears the survivability of these poor critters.  He gives them a bit of a hand fetching their food before heading off.



Next up, Phantom Girl and Lightning Lad meet some little Glomer looking things dancing around a fire... because, ya know... it's really damned cold.  One of the poor goofs accidentally dances into the fire!  The Legionnaires do some search and rescue and head off.



Finally, we meet up with Superboy, who is saving a nestful of eggs for a bird-like alien.  He digs for ore and shapes it into a cable so he may better secure the next for mama bird-thing.



The Legionnaires regroup on a nearby overlook... and try to figure out how they might help these strange characters.  Superboy has an idea... and it's pretty much exactly what you think it is... these three species need to share resources and talents to ensure all of their survivability.



We wrap up back at the Outpost with Wildfire still skeptical of the meaning of Christmas.  Superboy smiles and comments that they wouldn't have found this troubled planet had they not been in search of the star.  Wildfire grumbles a bit as the rest of the Legion take part in trimming their (real) Christmas Tree.



Twas the Fright Before Christmas!
From: DC Comics Presents #67 (March, 1984)



It's Christmas Eve in Metropolis... and Superman lands next to a bell-ringer Santa Claus and a young boy with a toy dart gun.  He fires a little plunger dart that attaches itself to Santa's nose... and then appears to fall into a trance.  He calmly demands that Santa hand over all of his money.  Superman nabs the pop-gun and gives it the ol' x-ray once-over.  Somehow it has a secret mechanism that hypnotizes the trigger-puller.  Superman then wraps the boy in his cape, and heads off to the Fortress of Solitude for more testing.




He gives the kid a full eye-exam, and snaps him back to reality.  The boy's name is Timmy Dickens, and he recounts the last thing he remembers.  He was snooping around the house looking for his Christmas gifts.  He found a dart gun and a starship... when he fired the gun for the first time, he fell under a trance.



Superman then puts him under yet another trance... which facilitates Timmy telling Superman what his post-hypnotic suggestion was... hey, whattayaknow... it's the Toyman.  Blech.



Superman takes the tot and begins the flight back to Metropolis... somehow the kid is still holding onto the starship toy... which blasts Superman in the face with a green ray.  This causes the Man of Steel to drop into the snow like a rock... knocking himself out, as though he were Hal Jordan in the vicinity of a bar of soap.



Some elves... yeah, we all know where this is going... show up and carry Superman off.  We shift scenes to the Toyman watching his monitor... which somehow captured Superman falling into the snow.  That's some bad-ass camerawork, no?



We rejoin a groggy Superman as he stirs back to life... before him stand several elves... and, yup... the big man himself!



Santa Claus gives Superman the grand tour of his top secret toy workshop.  A particularly funny scene follows in which Superman sees the new 20th Century Santa Claus monitoring system.  It's elves putting together the naughty and nice lists by watching the kids (and a certain Toyman) on computer screens.  That's pretty funny!



Superman watches as the elves craft toys as he and Santa lament the loss of the simpler toys of Clark's own youth... which segues into a mention of a super-simple Kryptonian toy that took brain waves and made them into a hologram.  Simple toys... just like that!  Anyhoo, Superman mentions that he lost that toy when Krypton exploded... because, pre-Crisis.



Superman still can't quite fly yet, so Santa offers to give him a lift on his sleigh.  Superman tries to fly... but, flops into the back of the sleigh anyway.  They head to Toyman's toy shoppe, the Big Shott Toy Store, and Superman decides to crash on in.



What follows is... well, way too many pages of Superman fighting toys.  I mean, this goes on for like five pages and is horribly dull until Santa finally trips the Toyman up with some marbles, like he was that kid in Home Alone.  He did that, right?  Seems like something he would do...



Anyhoo, Superman and Santa Claus win the day... and all that's left is to replace the hypnotic gifts with the genuine Santa-crafted articles.



Superman and Santa share a few more words before Timmy "accidentally" blasts Superman with the toy starship again.  Oof.  Superman wakes up to find Timmy sitting over him, wrapped in his cape... was the whole thing a dream?



Superman deposits the tot and head home to his Clinton Street apartment.  Surely the whole thing was a dream, right?  Well... upon taking off his cape, Superman notices that there's something stashed there... it's the hologram toy from Krypton!  He flips the switch, and it's... Santa, wishing Superman a Merry Christmas!



The Silent Night of the Batman"
From: Batman #219 (February, 1970)



It's our sixth and final story... and I think we might just have gone six-for-six here... it's Christmas Eve in Gotham City!  Batman watches as the Gothamites complete their last minute shopping when he notices the Bat-Signal shining in the dark clouds.  He heads off to the GCPD and is greeted by Commissioner Gordon who has... no emergency for him!  Instead he wanted to invite him to a night of... get this, Christmas caroling!




Now these next several pages are... amazing.  We've got Batman singing juxtaposed with some ne'er do wells in Gotham all having a change of heart for the better.  We've got a young boy who steals a package from a woman... then, his conscience catches up with him, and he returns it.



We see a gunman bump into a man in a Batman costume.  It turns out it's a Santa-Batman who is wearing a sign for the Wayne Foundation Christmas Drive for the Blind.  He dumps his gun in the trash (yeah, I get the sentiment... but that ain't a good idea)... and maybe decides to turn his life around.



Next up is a grieving army wife, who desperately misses her husband.  She has a note and heads to the bridge, perhaps with thoughts of throwing herself off.  Before she can act, her husband pulls up and they embrace.



Batman continues to sing, and realizes he'd been singing the entire night.  No calls came in, and nobody was in need... it was as though the Spirit of Christmas had affected every single Gothamite.



Gordon tells Batman that his "investment" has finally paid off... and gave him the all too rare, night off.  Batman heads out... with a head-full of things to ponder.

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Well, that was quite the package, no?  Let's get right into it...

We'll begin... ya know, in the beginning with Wanted: Santa Claus - Dead or Alive.  The first time I read this was in Longmeadow Press' The Complete Frank Miller Batman that I received for... Christmas back in 1989.  I was nine, and probably a bit too young for the included Dark Knight Returns... but remember enjoying this (and the also included, Year One)... it's really quite an excellent package that I would recommend if you can get your hands on it.

For what it's worth, this was a fine story.  A baddie finally gets looked at as though he has value in society, and decides that he'd be happier flying right and going clean.  This of course does not ingratiate him to his old running buddies... and well, we know how that turned out for them.  I remember when I was younger I was kind of blown away by Frank Miller's Batman... until I realized it was actually David Mazzucchelli's take that I fell in love with.  The Batman we get here is a far "safer" take than Miller would use in Dark Knight Returns and it's sequels.  Still great, but not nearly as iconic and "definitively Miller" as I'd expected.  This shorter tale was a great way to open this beast of an anthology!

The Justice League story was pretty fun as well.  This is definitely not "my" Justice League, that is to say, not the one I ever really knew.  That having been said, I really enjoyed reading this adventure.  Sure, the ending was a bit convenient... being as though they called in Mr. Deus Ex Machina himself, the Phantom Stranger.  John somehow rebuilding every single destroyed home kinda reeks of convenience too... but, like I've said so many times during this Twelve Days of Christmas on Infinite Earths special... whattaya gonna do, it's Christmas!

I gotta say, I absolutely loved the way they shanghaied poor John into this story... watching Hal Jordan knock himself out by slipping on a bar of soap?  HI-larious... and definitely would not happen in the post Green Lantern: Rebirth era.  Back in the day, Hal ranked pretty low on the "Fonz" meter... and, if you ask me... he was better back than.  Oh, and I gotta mention... I love seeing even one panel of a brunette Black Canary.  I miss her not actually being a blonde.

The Titans Swingin' Christmas Carol... hoo boy... I'd purposely not read this one before.  I've got it several times over in reprint editions I've come into possession of over the past couple of decades... but wanted to save my first actual reading of it for whenever I found myself an original copy.

Guess every man comes to a breaking point, and I finally decided to give it a whirl for this SBTU event... and, wow... it sure was something, wun't it?  At first I was a bit surprised that they were actually doing a riff on A Christmas Carol... I know, I know, I should've deduced that from the title... maybe I'm a bit dense... or just figured it was a convenient title.  Then, I was shocked that they acknowledged the similarities to the Dickens story!  Hey, Tiny Tom is just like Tiny Tim!  Are you kidding me?  That's just too damn funny.

What can anyone say about Bob Haney's teen-speak?  He's not called "zany" for nothing.  Between mentions of "Wonder Chick" and Aqualad's incessant fish-puns... oofta.  And our new friend Tiny Tom ain't off the hook either... his ridiculous patter may have been the worst of all!  Our other creator... Nick Cardy.  Dang, I really enjoy his stuff.  It's somehow cartoony and realistic at the same time in a way that I really can't describe.  Just excellent stuff.

The Legion story was pretty good... though I'd wager if I were a bigger fan of the team, I would have enjoyed it more.  I mean, by this point, I've read a bunch of Legion... and yet, I'm still lost when more than two of them are on panel at once!  Maybe it's my density... or maybe it's my disinterest.  Either way, that kinda sucks.  I've said it before, and I'll say it now... I really want to "get" the Legion.  Ehh, maybe one day.  Before going into the story a bit, wanna mention that it felt Superboy was drawn a bit too much like a skinny Superman rather than Superman as a boy.  Still looked great, but thought it was worth a mention.

Anyhoo... the story was... arright... Superboy helps save three disparate species by having them share their specialized traits and talents.  That was fine.  Perhaps my favorite part of this was seeing how the different members of the Legion celebrated the Holidays.  I kind of chuckled/raised an eyebrow when I saw that on... I wanna say, Colossal Boy's planet, they only celebrate (C)Hanukkah.  It's silly, but interesting... gotta assume that planet was discovered and/or settled by Jewish space-explorers.  I wonder why they left Earth... or why they stuck together.  That's just really interesting to me... though, as I say... I might be overthinking this.

The Superman and Santa Claus team-up against the Toyman?  It was fine.  Touching in a way... what with the story ending with Superman having been gifted the toy he'd lost when Krypton exploded.  I also gotta say, I'm cool with any story that keeps the magic (or even skepticism) of Santa Claus alive... rather than just writing it off.  I'm all for believing as long as humanly possible... it's not long before real-life starts.  While we're young we need to keep all the magic and wonder that we can!

I've always thought that the Toyman was a pretty lousy villain, and this issue didn't do anything to change my mind.  Don't like him here... and wasn't much of a fan when they darkened him post-Reign of the Supermen... yeesh.

We wrapped up with another shorty in an iconic Neal Adams drawn Batman story.  Not a whole lot to say about this one, besides the fact that it looked fantastic... and it was nice to see a softer side to Gotham City... even at night!  I'll also admit, I loved seeing Batman belt out some carols with the GCPD choir.  That was both touching and hilarious!  Left a great taste in my mouth as this anthology wound down.

Overall... a great grouping of DC Comics Christmas stories that I would recommend to fans of DC Comics both new and old.  This was a collection of previously published work, which to me feels more worth my time than a more contemporary over-priced "jam" book with a handful of throwaway stories.  If I were to pick any nits... I would have preferred it had they included the original covers.  I always like seeing that Teen Titans cover, and was disappointed that it wasn't included here.

Sadly, this issue does not appear to be available digitally... and I doubt it will be, though... stranger things have happened... and I've been wrong (many times) before.  If you wanna track this bugger down, it shouldn't set you back more than a couple of bucks... tops.  That's about where I'd valuate it too... wouldn't go much higher than the $2.95 cover price on this one.

Anyhoo... if you've made it this far, I salute you.  I sincerely thank you and hope you've enjoyed.  We'll do some (not the) letters page and interior ads, then you can continue along the trail of wonderful Super-Bloggers!



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On the ninth day of Christmas on Infinite Earths, I gave to you, Christmas with the Super-Heroes #1, Adventures of Superman #487, Superman (vol.2) #64, Impulse #45, Green Lantern (vol.3) #59!  Green Lantern (vol.3) #36, Superman (vol.2) #76, JSA #55, and a Batman and the Outsiders #19 Review
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