Legacy of Superman #1 (Rose & Thorn) "Sister Act" Writer - Roger Stern Pencils - Denis Rodier Inks - Ande Parks Letters - Albert DeGuzman Colors - Glenn Whitmore Assistant Editor - Jennifer Frank Editor - Mike Carlin Here's a little confession I gotta make. I have never... ever... read a Rose & Thorn story before. At least not one I can remember! In reading this little ditty, I kinda get the "broader concept" of the character/s... but, not to put the cart before the horse, I don't think I'll be rushing out to track down more of her/their adventures. Let's do it! --
We open with a woman out jogging. We will soon learn that this woman is Rose Forrest, so I won't pretend not to know that. She's listening to her little AM/FM receiver... and the news is full'a some pretty bad stories. Ya see, ever since Superman died, it's been sort of an "open season" on Metropolis... there've been robberies, assaults... you name it! Our lady returns to her home, only to find that it's currently being robbed! A Scuzz is in there ransacking the place... and winds up stealing her VCR! Wow, our man's aimin' high, there! I think even back in ye old 1993, a VCR might run a hundred bucks. Well, I guess any ol' port in a storm, right?
We jump ahead... probably an hour or two, and Ms. Forrest is having her locks fixed... and is having security bars placed on her windows. This is sure a grim new look for Metropolis, innit? If I'm being honest, it looks kinda like... a lot of parts of South Phoenix!
That night, Rose is in bed watching the news. She just can't help herself, it seems. The news is... still, all bad. Suddenly, there's a voice in her head... begging to let it "take over". In a trance-like state, Rose gets out of bed, and wanders down to her basement...
... where she changes into the "working clothes" of... The Thorn!
We shift scenes into a dark and seedy alley, where a pair of nogoodniks are bragging about their latest hauls. One happens to mention that he knows where allllllll the best Fences are, which prompts Thorn to emerge from a storm drain, and pounce! She demands to know about this great Fence... and the fella has no choice but to comply.
Turns out this Fence is run by a big fella called The Cherokee... who the Thorn is, evidently, familiar with. The clash outside some building... with the Cherokee looking, I dunno... I don't think "sense of urgency" quite fits it. More like, just resigned and annoyed to see Thorn. It's as though he's sighing when he draws his gun. Thorn beats him up pretty good.
Moments later, the VCR thief just happens to arrive. He's overjoyed that he'll probably be handed a crisp five-dollar bill for his troubles. Daaaaaaaang, fool... this VCR's got onscreen programming an erryt'ing! Ya know, if a VCR was the most valuable thing Rose Forrest had in her house... why did she bother with the fancy new locks and bars? I mean, right now, those locks and bars are the most valuable things she owns!
Anyhoo, the T'eef is led into the Cherokee's office... only to find... Thorn! And hoo-boy, is she ticked!
She proceeds to beat the everlovin' dog out of the kid... and, pretty much everybody there. The Police arrive on the scene, in response to an "anonymous tip", and make all of the necessary arrests.
The following morning, Rose Forrest is awakened by a phone call. It's the Police, and they're happy to report that the thief was caught... and her cherished VCR has been retrieved. She's ever-so thankful, but the Police tell her to save her thanks for... the Thorn! Rose remembers that the mysterious Thorn was responsible for capturing her father's killer back in the long ago... but, doesn't know much more about her. Hmm...
We wrap up with Rose discovering a note on her bedside lampshade. It's from, duh, Thorn... and it informs her that the strong will always protect the meek. The story closes with the 1st Issue Special special... asking fans to write in if they want to see more from the "Woman Who is Really Two"! I don't think they received any sort of overwhelming response.
-- While this wasn't necessarily my "cup of tea", I feel like it was an important story to be told here, as it depicts just what an impact the loss of Superman has had on the City of Metropolis as a whole. Part of the "Legacy" piece is having an understanding of just how much was lost with his passing. Safety and security in the law-abiding citizens... and fear in those who would love nothing more than to do them harm. It's pretty powerful in that regard. Having Ms. Rose Forrest get robbed... and have to decide what kind of security she's going to require going forward was especially powerful. I mean, even when Superman was around... he couldn't stop every burglary from occurring, but the overall feeling in Metropolis (well, much of Metropolis) was that its people were protected. Without that protection, Rose had to resort to putting bars on her own windows... the symbolism there is pretty striking. It's as though she's become a literal prisoner of her circumstance. I know I joked about the VCR being taken... but, that's just me making light of the situation. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how valuable or un-valuable something might be... if it's taken from you... stolen from you... there's a feeling of violation there, that you really can't put a price-tag on! What price do you put on getting a good night's sleep, ya know? What price do you put on being unafraid in your own home? It's more than a lousy VCR that's been "taken" here... it's Rose's piece of mind. Sure, the "action" bits here were what they were... but, really, they were (to me) just "scenery". This isn't really a story about beating up bad guys... it's about the tremendous hole left in Metropolis due to Superman's passing... and in that regard, I'd call it a success! Rose & Thorn... ehhh, I could take 'em or leave 'em, to be honest... but, she/they were as good a fit here as anyone! I appreciate the whole gimmick of her not knowing she's really both characters... though, I don't feel like that has all that long a "shelf life" in an ongoing series, ya know what I mean? Eventually, she's going to have to find out... there's only so many ways you can creatively sidestep the obvious. I definitely recommend checking this story out... if only to get a new perspective on Metropolis. Tomorrow: Punchy, punch, punch
Adventures of Superman #500 (Early June, 1993) "Life After Death!" Writer - Jerry Ordway Pencils - Tom Grummett Inks & Tones - Doug Hazlewood Letters - Albert DeGuzman Colors - Glenn Whitmore Assistant Editor - Jennifer Frank Editor - Mike Carlin Cover Price: $2.95 (Deluxe) / $2.50 (Newsstand) Welcome, friends to Super-Blog Team-Up: Chromium... where the gang has all come together in order to celebrate... and maybe, just maybe, denigrate the various "eras of excess" within in the industry we all love so much. This time out, I've made a multi-media mess out of myself. We've got this post you're currently reading... for which, I made a video to introduce the whole thing:
I've also released, for those interested, an episode of the Chris is on Infinite Earths Podcast (Episode 33), wherein I spend the better part of an hour discussing... my first choice for this Chromium outing, if I hadn't already discussed it here: the five-variant covers/stories that appeared in Team Titans #1 (1992)!
And, if that ain't enough... the end of this very blog post contains a list of links to other great bloggers and content creators that I highly recommend checking out! Heck, I can take credit for nominating a few of 'em into the SBTU fold! What I can't take credit for, is their work, which is great! So, check 'em out! But first... here at these Infinite Earths... we've got us quite the issue of Superman to discuss. So, pour yourself a second (or third) cup... and let's do this. --
Picking up right where the story
left off… ya know, three months ago, Jonathan Kent has just flatlined… however,
in the “afterlife” he has just clasped hands with his son Clark. He’s not there to join his Super son,
however… he’s there to stop him from going toward the light. The Superman ghost compels Jonathan to return
to the land of the living
Superman turns his back to
Jonathan… and joins a pair of cloaked individuals… Though, it’s worth
noting, that it would appear that Jonathan sees them as Byrne-Man of Steel-style
Kryptonians. Clark walks into the
light… but that’s not going to stop Pa! He too flies toward the light!
Back in Smallville, Jonathan has been injected with Lydocaine... which breaks the flatline into intermittent blip-blips. A nurse is able to pull Martha away for a cup of coffee so the doctors can work their magic. Outside the examination room, she is surprised to see that Lois has arrived to check in.
In Metropolis, Gangbuster breaks up a drug deal… or does he? Well, actually he breaks up an undercover cop attempting to bust a big-time dealer. Such is life for Jose Delgado. Never one to quit while he’s behind,
Gangbuster then starts… Copbusting.
He judo throws an officer to the
ground… and hops onto a fire escape to, well… escape firing guns! Being as though this is still Jose
Delgado, he takes a bullet to the bicep during the escape. An officer gives chase… which forces Jose to
leap off the building, and into the conveniently-located Metropolis Harbor. Eesh, just think of all the bacteria getting
into that bullet wound!
Back in… Heaven? Pa is
dressed like Sgt. Rock’s grandfather… stomping through a war zone, bayonet in
hand. He stumbles onto a battlefield
where his entire unit lay dead. Jonathan
makes his way through the battlefield… and into some brush. Passing into
the clearing, he spots a burning hut.
He rushes inside to find a young man… who looks like his brother Harry. Probably because… it is! Well, a
near-death manifestation of him anyway…
As, Jonathan lifts his brother up…
a wild Commie approaches! The ol’
man punches the Red’s head clean off!
In Metropolis, Cat Grant gets her
butt pinched by Vincent Edge. Vincent
Edge is the father of Morgan Edge… he’s also tied up with Darkseid and
Apokolips, so… he’s a pretty bad dude.
We learn he’s sweet-talking Ms. Grant because he needs a
favor. Ya see, Jimmy Olsen hasn’t shown up for the last two-weeks worth
of Turtle Boy tapings!
He also asks about her love life. Who does this guy think he is, Tommy Wiseau?
Anyhoo, she reveals that she and
Jose are on the outs… and starts sobbing. Smelling blood… well, I hope that’s blood…
Vinnie decides to ask Cat out on a date.
Annnnd, she accepts?! The lesson
here, I guess is… pinching butts is a way to get dates? Nah, nevermind… I didn’t say that.
Speaking of Turtle Boy… over at
the prison, the Trickster’s cellmate is watching a rerun on his teeny tiny
television. And laughing like an “addled-brained,
methane gas-producing jackass”. That
Trickster, he sure paints with words!
The Jackass is enjoying his program… and refers to it as being “very
nineties”. Okey dokey, then. The Trickster pours water into the teeny tiny
television to put an end to the Turtling (don't Google that).
Speaking of Turtle Boy…
again! We next join Jimmy Olsen at the Daily Planet Building where he is
given an assignment. While there,
he’s approached by Ron Troupe, who has some Turtle-Boy related phone messages
for Jim… who makes it pretty clear that his days on the half-shell are behind
him.
Back in Smallville, Lois comforts
Ma… by telling her that she doesn’t believe in the afterlife. That… hmm, that might be a little tone-deaf
there, Ms. Lane. There’s a time and
place for that kinda debate, Lois… and I don’t think this is it.
Though, while speaking of the
afterlife… Jonathan Kent is still trudging through Korea. He steps on a
rotten plank and falls into a pit.
A man approaches the hole and tosses him a rope. A man Jon
believes to be his own Pa! Well…
that’s not Pa’s Pa at all… instead it’s a demonic monster! In the background, we see Blaze
sitting on a throne made of skulls.
She offers him… a deal.
Devil’s always do that kinda thing.
If you’re wondering if she’s going to offer him a return to the living
in exchange for his and Martha’s marriage… you’ve probably been reading other
comics in the interim. This is a much
more “boilerplate” arrangement being presented, she just wants his soul. Sorry, Aunt May!
Jonathan decides he’ll try his
luck in the pit… and lets go of the line. He continues to fall… until everything goes
white. He suddenly finds himself floating before Kismet. Kismet is like Marvel’s Eternity… only, with
boobs. She sets him on the right path… to perhaps save “the airman”…
which is to say, she send him to… The World of Krypton!
When Pa gets his bearings, he sees
his boy being carried by a gaggle of Kryptonians in a sedan. He rushes over in attempt to “wake” Superman…
but he is cut off by the Krypton Clerics.
Back in Metropolis, Gangbuster
pulls himself out of the drink… well, a fella named Highpockets pulls him
out. He suggests they head over to Bibbo’s, but Jose’s gotta stop by the
bus station first.
Back in the afterlife, Pa
continues to shout at Superman… and it finally seems to get through. Superman looks at his Kryptonian compatriots…
and sees them for what they truly are… monsters! Demons, even! Superman pummels the baddies pretty quickly. Pa suggests that maybe Superman can’t really
die… and the only reason he’s “going through the motions” is due to his being
raised by mortals… with the concept of mortality. Wow, there’s some food for thought! Anyhoo, the pair approach a black hole amid
the light… and go to fly into it.
But first… Jor-El! Kal’s bio-Pop shows up to stop the pair from
skidooin’. And so, Pa manifests a
shovel… and smashes Jor-El in the face with it! I always say, let the punishment fit the
crime! Anyhoo, Clark and Jonathan head into
the black hole.
At which time, back in Smallville… Pa sits up!
We join Lois on her return flight
to Metropolis… when suddenly, a blue and red blur buzzes the plane! When the plane touches down… it seems
everywhere Lois goes, all anyone can talk about is… Superman. As in, he’s
back!
On the news, various eyewitnesses
are interviewed. A young girl
named Cindy has drawn a picture of the “Sooperman” who rescued her kitty from a
tree.
But, there’s more… In Centennial
Park, a jogger describes Superman saving her from being hit by a stolen cab. A family in Suicide Slum claims that Superman
rescued their baby from their burning tenement.
The foreman at the Northpoint Nuclear Power Plant has a similar tale to
tell. And finally, a woman states that
Superman not only saved her from an attacker… but actually killed her attacker!
We wrap up with Lois at the
Centennial Park Memorial with Inspector Henderson. With all the sightings… she’s got to know. They enter, and… the casket… she be
empty!
That might be the end of the
story… but not the end of the issue!
Our first “sighting” vignette opens with a pair of gangs fighting over
some over-sized guns called “Toastmasters”.
The woman known as the White Rabbit looks on, pleased that with Superman
out of the way… Metropolis is hers for the taking.
The police drive up, and the gangs
disperse. From the rubble of one
of the buildings destroyed during the Doomsday massacre, a man rises…
This is a very large bald, black
man… but I'm not telling you anything that you don’t already know. He doesn’t
look like him, but he sure sounds a lot like… Superman?!
Our second “sighting” opens with a
would-be carjacker being stopped… by a man in a cape, and visor. The dude opens fire into the caped-man’s
chest… illuminating it just enough to make out a familiar logo.
The bum attempts to flee, but our
mystery man gives chase… finally descending on him, looking very much like…
Superman?!
Sighting, the Third takes place at Cadmus Labs, as the Guardian rushes toward Lab 13 where an explosion just jammed the doors shut. A soldier named Silvestri arrives to “gently” nudge the door… with a bazooka. Like
I always say, the right tool for the right job!
Once inside, they find… an empty pod, with what looks like Superman’s
torn cape caught in the broken glass.
Guardian notices a Dr. Packard
hanging from the ceiling wrapped in piping. He reveals that the Newsboys and this… Number
13 escaped through the air ducts.
At that moment, the five Newsboys… and a guest, pop out of the other end
of the air ducts… and hey look, it’s (don’t ever call him) Superboy!
Sighting, the Final. It’s morning in Metropolis… and the Sun rises
over the shimmery skyline. A
family of tourists is walking down Broadway… or whatever block the Daily Planet
Building is on, when their son notices the Superman memorial plaque,
commemorating the spot he died on while saving the city. This mustn’t be the original plaque, because
that one read: “In Memoriam - Superman - Killed on this spot while defending
the city”, while this one reads: “In Memory of Superman -
Killed on this spot while defending Metropolis”.
Anyway… as this family stops to admire
the plaque… Superman arrives?! He
picks up the plaque… and incinerates it.
In fairness… if he ain’t dead, I guess they don’t need it! Worth noting, these early panels are kinda
“Austin Powering” the left side of Superman’s face… and when we get a good look
at him… well, sonuvagun… he’s a cyborg!
-- The Extra Pages: The "Deluxe"/White-Bagged Edition came packed with an additional eight pages of story. They're all splash pages, and don't really add all that much... but, here they are, in all their glory!
Man... two whole "exclusive" pages wasted on Jose frickin' Delgado? Yeesh! Anyhoo, in case you were interested/unaware (I know I was)... these extra pages were just slotted in instead of Ads:
-- Got a lot of irons in the fire of late... and one of them has me revisiting the post-Claremont X-Men books. In re-reading X-Men (vol.2) #1, I mentioned just how iconic nearly every single panel in that thing has become... at least to me. These images have been burned... heck, imprinted into my memory... and will always be definitive "comics" to me. I didn't think there were any other comics, barring maybe Superman (vol.2) #75, that evoked that same reaction in me. Then... I opened this one. While it certainly wasn't every image that "got" me... there were definitely a fair-share that will always remain with me. I'm talking specifically about the early panel in the afterlife where Pa is grabbing Clark by the shirt... and the four Reign of the Supermen reveals. Perhaps it was the fact that I read this during my formative years... or, heck, maybe I'm actually right... and these are iconic to everybody! Anyhoo, whatta we got here, anyway? This is the beginning of the return of Superman. On that, we can all agree. I remember being very excited for this back in the long ago... but, after the initial shock to my system, I kinda fell off the Super-books. Even this issue, in and of itself, is... I dunno, a bit uneven? Don't get me wrong, there are some great bits here... but, there are also sections where it kind of drags. I can't really get mad at it... it's almost like a "necessary evil" situation. I'll admit, back when I was a wee lad of thirteen, I couldn't care less about Jimmy Olsen's Turtle Boy career, Cat Grant being sexually harassed by the elder Edge, and Jose frickin' Delgado bumbling his way through his vigilante life. I wanted Superman... and not much else. As an adult, I can't help but to appreciate the, for lack of a better term, "world building" employed here. We get to catch up with the wider cast... which helps to reinforce the fact to the reader that, even though Superman's story ended... life went on for the citizens of Metropolis, and beyond. There's something, I dunno, kind of sobering about that. A real feeling of mortality starts to creep into the corner of my mind when I allow myself to think about it. We get a sorta-kinda reunion with the Man of Steel... but, that's almost secondary here. When we look at the afterlife scenes, really and truly, they belong to Pa. Superman gets a few punches in (a few more in the Deluxe Version than the Newsstand), but this is Pa Kent's journey... and I think that was a wise decision on the part of the creative team! The issue wraps up by sweeping us right into the new "status quo"... leading to a quartet of comics with die-cut covers! Gimmicks galore, y'all! We meet our new stand-in Supermen... and, I still remember being kind of blown away by this when I first read it. I was almost positive that the Eradicator would be eventually revealed as being the Real Steel Deal... though, I gotta admit, I was holding out hope for the Cyborg! What a dumb kid I was... Overall... I almost feel silly reviewing (if that's in fact what I'm doing) this issue, with the assumption that most everybody checking out this site has very likely already read this story. Though, perhaps I'm just projecting. Wouldn't be the first time! If you've made it this far, feel free to lemme know in the comments who you thought the "Real Steel Deal" was going to wind up being? I wanna thank everyone, old and (potentially) new, for stopping by the humble blog today... perhaps during your trip through the Super-Blog Team-Up chain. I hope you enjoyed what you saw... and hope to see you back again real soon! -- Letters Page:
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