Friday, July 15, 2016

Green Lantern Corps #208 (1987)


Green Lantern Corps #208 (January, 1987)
"Яed LanteЯn"
Story - Steve Englehart
Pencils - Joe Staton
Inks - Mark Farmer
Letters - Bob Lappan
Colors - Tony Tollin
Editor - Andy Helfer
Cover Price: $0.75

Another one from the "Holy cow, wouldja check out that cover!" files.  This issue of Green Lantern Corps just demands your attention.  Even if you had no prior interest in the character... this is definitely striking enough to make ya curious.

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We open by checking in with a Soviet compound.  A doctor laments the fact that his latest test-subject in the Rocket Red project has died.  A general is overseeing the event, and is rather unhappy.  He tells the doctor he really needs to get his stuff together... soon.  The project is an attempt by the Soviets to create their own army of superheroes.


We shift scenes to Kilowog and Pietr the Communist floating on a ring-construct panel somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.  Pietr is talking down the Western ways of government while extolling the virtues of Communism.  We learn that Kilowog home planet of Bolovax Vik conducts itself pretty similarly to the U.S.S.R.  Pietr continues, admitting to being a Soviet spy... and really puts down the legitimacy of the Democratic system.  Kilowog is interested enough that he asks that Pietr take him back to the Soviet Union.


Back with the Corps, Hal and the gang are being visited by everyone's favorite Old-Timer, Appa Ali Apsa.  They are discussing a recent quarrel in regards to Guy Gardner, and express concern that Kilowog has run off.  They bring up the interesting point that none of our familiar Earth Lanterns really know all that much about Kilowog.  This is before he was retconned into being the drill sergeant of the Corps... now, he's just another Lantern, whose planet was destroyed in the Crisis.


The Corps decide against letting their rings search him out, realizing that they are not his keepers at this juncture.  Old-Timer and his lanky lover K'ryssma fly off... in full view of pain-in-the-ass reporter, Tawny Young.


Young gets right in the Lanterns' faces, and threatens to rat them over the evening news.  This story occurs during Legends... a crossover where the United States government sorta-kinda outlawed superhero activity.  She hands over letter from then President, Ronald Reagan (which is written on the cutest letterhead you've ever seen) and takes her leave.


Once she's gone, the Corps has a discussion on how they should approach the situation.  Ch'p, Salakk and John all believe the best course of action is confronting the President directly, while Hal and Katma would prefer to play it a bit more cool.  All eyes turn to Hal's teenage love, Arisia, who somehow has the tie-breaker vote... as if the 3-2 we've got here needs a tie-breaker?  Maybe Ch'p and Salakk only get half-a-vote each.


Anyhoo, Arisia decides they should compromise.  While heroes are outlawed in America, there's still plenty of places they can go and not have to worry about being in violation of the law.  Perhaps somewhere where they can sit it out until things blow over... and so, our tiny Corps heads to the skies.


Meanwhile, we meet up with Hal's (and Guy's) ex-girlfriend, Kari Limbo as she sashays down a city street.  Her attention is grabbed by a televised speech by Matt Murdoch... er, G. Gordon Godfrey.  This ties in to the Legends series, as Godfrey is kind of the superhero witch-hunter trying to get'em all shut down.  Either way, this is all too much for Limbo to handle due to her being a psychic.  She collapses on the ground.


Back in the U.S.S.R., Kilowog and Pietr arrive at the Kremlin.  Here, 'Wog meets Mikhail Gorbachev.  It's quite the pleasant meeting, and they are cordial to one another.  Gorbachev makes it clear that he is just another "comrade".  He tells Kilowog that their current Rocket Red project is one that just might bring about world peace.


Back at his hotel, Kilowog takes a bath in the toilet, and monologues about whether or not he's doing the right thing.  He ultimately decides to hear the scientists out.


While meeting with the science crew, 'Wog meets Josef Danoff, the next test-subject for the Rocket Red project.  Kilowog pulls him aside and they discuss the mortality risks to undergoing the genetic engineering and forced evolution the project requires.  Danoff gives a stirring speech about how the Soviets only have one superhero (Red Star) while the United States has, well, pretty much all the rest.  Whether or not this is an inequality issue, Kilowog decides he's down to give this a shot.  He works all through the night, to the point where his ring is about to run out of juice.


We shift to Africa, where the Corps are meeting up with old foe Ub'x.  He's currently working on some sort of evolutionary experiment as well... though I would posit it's probably a bit less technical than the Rocket Red dealie.  It comes time for the Lanterns to recharge their rings, so they make Ub'x stand in the corner while they say the oath.


As they tell the world to "beware their power", Kilowog's battery starts hightailing it East... or North-East, I guess.  The Lantern Corps decides it'd be in their best interests to follow it... all the way into Soviet airspace.


Once behind the Iron Curtain, the Lanterns are engaged by several jets, and one Soviet Super Soldier... Rocket Red!  The Corps and Red do battle for a good while allowing everybody to get a shot in, until the fracas is broken up by... Kilowog.


Kilowog first lambastes his former (?) teammates for all piling on one guy, er "pooz" before givin' out some of that Communist propaganda.  He suggests that since the Corps is in a state of flux, perhaps the more Communist approach is the better way to go for the "new Corps".  Hal insists that this is madness, and Kilowog kinda slumps his shoulders and leaves with his new best pal, Rocket Red... until...


Katma-Tui decides, hey... maybe I wanna play some Tetris, drink vodka, and... ya know, that Yakov Smirnoff is pretty funny... yeah, maybe the Soviet life is the life for her!  John Stewart won't let his lady go alone, so he leaves with her... leaving our Green Lantern Corps as Hal Jordan, teenage Arisia, squirrel chipmunk hybrid Ch'p and whatever the hell a Salakk is.  Sector 2814 has never been so safe!


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The Steve Englehart run on Green Lantern Corps was a real special time in comics.  It was just so weird and wonderful, and so unfortunate that it ended so abruptly.  He has such a great feel for the members of the Corps, and provides them with great voices.  I'd forgotten about consistent thorn in the side, Tawny Young... she's not a bad foil for the crew, especially in light of the Legends miniseries running at the time.  I feared they would eventually pair her and John up romantically... really glad they didn't.

Amazing stationary!  Totally legit.
Joe Staton is one of "the" Green Lantern artists, and turns in his usual solid work here.  I really dug the Rocket Red costume design here, it's not the one that pops into my head when I think of it, but it's really quite good.


Kilowog is, as the cover suggests, the main guy in this issue.  I always get a kick out of his portrayal during this era.  When I think of the character, I always picture him as a Corps standby, the drill sergeant... here, he's kinda the new kid on the block.  The other Lanterns don't know a whole lot about him besides the fact that he's a fellow ring-wielder.  The wrinkle about his home planet being something of a socialist utopia.  I suppose with that understood, it shouldn't be a surprise that he is intrigued by the U.S.S.R.

The cliffhanger is an interesting one... the Corps is already quite tiny, only to be further splintered by conflicting views of ideology.  Very interesting take here, one that really should be checked out.  As far as I know, this hasn't been collected... and if it's not already, I sadly doubt it ever will be.  This was a very experimental era for the characters... and leads into the even more wacky and experimental Green Lantern in Action Comics Weekly (I mean, ya got Malvolio, Priest... and Oprah all in there!).  None of the above is must-reading, if you're concerned about continuity... but, I would definitely recommend 'em.

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Thursday, July 14, 2016

Action Comics #568 (1985)


Action Comics #568 (June, 1985)
"Disappearing Act!"
"The Amazing Matchmaker of Metropolis!"
Writers - Elliot S! Maggin & Craig Boldman
Pencillers - Curt Swan & Howard Bender
Inkers - Al Williamson & Alex Nino
Letterers - Ed King & Ben Oda
Colorist - Gene D'Angelo
Editor - Julius Schwartz
Cover Price: $0.75

Gonna start off today by extending a big thanks to joecab for pointing me in the direction of some more fun Craig Boldman Action Comics stories!  Today we'll be covering one of them.  It's funny looking at this cover, you'd think that the Matchmaker story would be the main one... but, nope, it's just the back-up!  I'm guessing this was not an uncommon occurrence, as the Ambush Bug back-up we discussed late last month also got the front cover treatment.  Couldn't imagine anything like that happening today...

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We open up with an Amtrak "Windbreaker Express" train about to run off the rails after the tracks are taken out by an asteroid (?).  It's lucky for the passengers that Superman was in the vicinity... as he hoists the train over the gap in tracks and ensures their continued safe travels.  Among the passengers is famed magician, Jinx Turner.


The next morning, the train safely arrives at it's destination... Metropolis.  Clark Kent is among the members of the press present to solicit comments from the passengers.  Clark recognizes Jinx, and attempts to pry a comment from him.  The magician shuts Clark down flat, saying he's only in town to perform an act at the Children's Benefit Show.


We shift scenes to an oddly forgetful Perry White taking his grandchildren to a certain Magic show.  He drops them off in the parking lot, and leaves to pick up his wife and Clark.


On stage, Jinx Turner performs all the classic illusions one would expect... all leading up to his climax, conjuring an elephant!  A task that would prove too difficult for this illusionist... as his trick platform appears to be on the fritz!

Boo!
Shortly, Clark and the Whites return.  Along the way, Perry exhibits more signs of forgetfulness.  They are surprised to find that the show appears to be over... and all of the children are gone!  Clark approaches a sulking Jinx to find out what's up.  Jinx reveals that he was focusing so intently on conjuring the elephant, that he'd inadvertently caused the audience to vanish!  Ya see, Jinx is a real magician... posing as a "show" magician.  Okay...


Halfway across the globe, the children find themselves outside an Indian palace (?).  They are suddenly chased by an elephant... so I guess ol' Jinxy showed them one after all!  After witnessing the elephant to run headlong into the palace's protective wall, the kids run to the palace gate, and are granted access by a guard... 


Back in Metropolis, Jinx is displaying his true magic prowess for the Whites and Clark by making some "Golden" Milk disappear... ew.  Clark realizes that Superman is needed, and so fires some heat vision into a cloud to make it look as though Superman is flying overhead... which serves as the perfect (though ridiculous) distraction... he then hops in Perry's car to "give chase".


Moments later Superman arrives, alone.  He claims CK was pulled over by the police for speeding.  He gives Jinx a scan and finds a "Krilian Trail" that will lead them where the children have been sent.  He grabs a fear-of-flying Jinx and heads India way.


Back at the palace, the Majarajah is showing Perry White III his chemistry set.  He claims that he summoned them there to help shoo away the rogue elephant from outside.  Apparently, it has been long threatening the palace... and Majah wants it gone-ski.  While Perry Jr. Jr. is getting a closer look at a bottle of anti-locust formula, the elephant rocks the walls and White finds himself covered with the "gooey junk".


Superman arrives and proceeds to stomp his foot until the elephant lumbers away.  It is ultimately revealed that the anti-locust formula from inside the palace was driving the beast crazy.  Superman goes ahead and... sucks all the air out of the elephant's trunk... ew.  He tells the Maharajah to deep-six the chemistry set so that peace can return to the land.

Feel like I should censor this one...
The kids are all loaded onto a Metropolis-bound plane, and Superman and Jinx meet up with the Whites as they wait at the airport.  As we close, Superman recognizes that Perry White's memory illness is something not even he can help with.


Now, for the story we/I came for.  Jimmy Olsen: Metropolis Matchmaker.  We open with Superman nyoinking young Olsen from out of the Daily Planet offices at the Galaxy Building.  He's expecting a Legion of Super-Heroes villain to arrive, and wants Jimmy present for the photo-op.


Just like clockwork the future thief arrives, right on the putting green of a local golf course.  He thinks he's a tough fella, and gives Superman a helluva punch.  It's not long before Superman takes him out though... the thief activates his force-field, and Superman uses his heat vision to turn it into a sort of microwave oven.  The day (and future!) is saved!


Superman takes the thief and flies off... accidentally dropping one of the thief's briefcases.  Jimmy snags the case, files his story at the Planet and heads off for his date with Fifi.  Fifi, however, has other plans.  She's got a date with her old friend Bradley... she's sure Jimmy understands.


Poor cuckolded Jimmy heads back to his lonely pad and... begins playing with the device the future thief dropped.  It appears to come equipped with a headband... so what does our Jimmy do?  Well, he puts it on of course!  With it, he sees a vision of a Metropolis corner where he knows he must go.  Once there, he is shocked to come face to face with his one true love... Archie Andrews!  er, I mean, Jenny Crocker.  Honest mistake... Either way, it appears that Jimmy's exploits are being watched from the shadows


The next day, Jimmy reports to the Daily Planet office to tell Lois and Clark about his discovery.  He even goes as far as to suggest he open his own dating service "Dream Dates, Inc." (currently a Michigan-based company... or, an organic date farm).  He wants to zap Lois and Clark with his headband and find their perfect mates.  Lois goes first.  The trio are directed to a sleazy diner in town, where Lois' dream date is apparently a hobo!  Nah, it's really undercover cop Preston Chandler, who blows his cover to flash both his badge and pearly whites!  Jimmy and Clark drop Lois off at the Galaxy Building, and once again... it appears as though Jimmy's being watched.


Now it's Clark's turn.  He and Jimmy are directed to the Metropolis Public Library, where Clark is drawn to a very "Clark Kent type" librarian called Mindy.  He goes all "gosh, yer purty" and they plan themselves a dinner date.  


Outside a bit later, a helicopter is getting dangerously close to a blimp... Clark and Mindy both take flee the scene... moments later, Superman and... Nova-Woman both arrive to save the day!  Clearly, Superman's found himself a Super-mate.


That night there's a triple date, featuring Lois and Preston, Clark and Mindy, and Jimmy and Archie Jenny.  Jimmy finally notices that he's being followed.


The stalker is revealed to be a member of the Science Police from the 30th century, and she wants the device back.  We learn that the device is not a love-finder, but in actuality, a thought-actualizer... ruh roh, it just showed our trio what they wanted to see.  Dream dates, indeed!  The Science Cop hops into a time bubble and leaves... and our Planeteers mates vanish into thin air.  We close out this silly story with the Daily Planet newsroom looking more like a lonely hearts club.


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The very definition of a mixed bag.  The main story was pretty blah... luckily the back-up story more than made up for it.  

The magician story was the kind of story that made me shy away from DC Comics in my youth.  Just felt like it didn't matter.  Even just post-Crisis I couldn't see them publishing something so... I dunno, unremarkable (?)... Outside of Perry White's apparent onset dementia, this could have been published back in the mid 70's and I wouldn't have been able to tell.

Speaking of Perry White... it is interesting that they added a dementia/Alzheimer's twist to him.  I gotta wonder if this was part of the long-term planning for the character, or if this was just a result of the Crisis being in the offing, and perhaps DC taking an "all bets are off" approach with a soon-to-be-reintroduced supporting cast.  Either way, it is interesting... and has potential.

Curt Swan's art here is about what you picture when you think of Swan art.  Very good stuff, though not terribly exciting.  The Howard Bender art in the back-up is a bit of a mix as well.  Certain panels look great, and I really dug the look of Nova-Woman... however, Jimmy look shifted from the deformed kid from Mask to Sloth from The Goonies... not Jimmy's best day.

Yeah, guess I didn't need to sleep tonight...
The Matchmaker story was a hoot.  This, like the main tale would've been one of those "run into the waiting arms of Marvel" stories in my youth... however, upon reading it today, I really dug it!  Sure it was silly, and weird... but that's not really a bad thing.

I appreciated the reveal of what the "love-finder" actually was.  It was quite telling that Superman's dream girl would have been another Meta (yeah, I know they weren't called that yet), perhaps due to him feeling she would be the safest romantic partner.  A woman who could take care of herself, and one he may relate to.  Jimmy's pick of a... well, female Jimmy was a bit weird... but Jimmy's a weird dude.  Most interestingly, Lois' dream man was one that had an undercover secret identity... hmmm... that's a really cool touch!

Definitely check this one out, for the backup story!  Thanks again to joecab for the recommendation!

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