Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Blackest Night: Titans #1 (2009)


Blackest Night: Titans #1 (October, 2009)
"When Death Comics Knocking"
Writer - J.T. Krul
Penciller - Ed Benes
Inkers - Rob Hunter, Jon Sibal & JP Mayer
Colors - Hi-Fi Design
Letterer - Rob Clark Jr.
Associate Editor - Adam Schlagman
Assistant Editor - Rex Ogle
Editors - Eddie Berganza & Brian Cunningham
Cover Price: $2.99

Heyyy... welcome to the next chapter of The Life... er, The Death and Times of Tara Markov!  Nah, this is just the next part of Boo, Haunted Blog... which for the next few days will be taking a look into the 2009-2010 mega-event Blackest Night.  Zombie superheroes are scary, right?

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It's Heroes Day at Titans Tower, the day in which the Titans past and present gather to honor those who have fallen.  There is a hall in the Tower with statues commemorating the dead.  This year in particular necessitated the removal of two statues... for Kid Flash and Superboy returned from the dead!  Bart Allen is standing uncomfortably in the hall, muttering about how his statue didn't even look like him.  Wonder Girl and Donna Troy are nearby, and Donna mentions how all Titan-family losses didn't come via supervillain shenanigans... her ex-husband Terry Long and their son Robert died in a car wreck.


We move down the hall and join Beast Boy, Starfire and Cyborg as they stand in front of the statue of one Terra.  We see Brion Markov Geo-Force walking away as they approach.  Kory thinks it's improper for Terra to even have a statue... Gar disagrees, and reminds her that Terra was a Titan, and if she'd been given the chance would have been a great Titan!  Vic agrees, but in like a "whatever you say" kinda way.


We move a bit further down the hall, in front of the Hawk and Dove statues, stand... Hawk and Dove.  The new Hawk, Holly Granger is talking about what a jerk the Hank Hall version was.  Dawn "Dove" Granger is a bit defensive, and gives the whole "you didn't know him like I did" type of reply as she looks at her predecessor's statue.


Suddenly, the Black Lantern voice of doom calls for Don (Dove) Hall to RISE... but, and this is a really cool moment... he, being the living embodiment of peace... is resting in peace.  He chooses not to rise and join the Black Lantern Army.  The "camera" zooms back from Don's grave-site... revealing his brother Hank's... which has been dug out!


We shift to later that night where the Granger sisters are leaving a nightclub outside Georgetown University.  Holly's being... difficult, as she's wont to do, and complaining about having had to hang out at a "College Hangout".  As the ladies walk off, they come across a pair of dead birds on the ground... any guesses as to the types of birds?


The gals Hawk and Dove up, and follow the trail of dead birds... all the way to one of the University's buildings.  They are fully aware they are likely walking into a trap, but that doesn't deter them.  This new Hawk is as hard-headed as her predecessor.  Speaking of which, we learn the trail of birds was left by... Black Lantern, Hank Hall!


Back at the Tower, Bart and Cassie finally leave the hall... Donna is gazing into a family photo... and Starfire and Cyborg are on monitor duty, where they happen to see Gar (who they were just chatting about) somberly walking the grounds... until...


Gar and Tara pick up where they left off... if the Judas Contract never happened, that is.  She claims that she cheated death, however remained "dead" because she was ashamed of what she'd done.  The two get all huggy and ultimately kissy... which is gross for reasons that will soon become apparent.  Cyborg and Starfire spring into action, revealing that this alive and well version of Terra is the result of mind-manipulation by Black Lantern, Lilith Clay!  Now that the gig is up, we meet Black Lantern, Tara Markov.  Hey Gar, need a toothbrush?


Meanwhile, Donna Troy is awakened by the sound of a baby calling for her.  She sits up and sees a baby stroller at the edge of her bed.  Uh oh, I fear that where there's baby... there's Terry.  We'll have to stay tuned for, ugh... Black Lantern, Terry Long!


Back with Hawk, Hawk, and Dove a battle rages.  Hank is ruthlessly taking the new crew apart... relentlessly beating them down.  His attack seems to be particularly focused on the new Hawk, and he just wrecks her... it looks like he breaks her back, then he lifts her by the throat... and, well... tears her heart out.  Obviously, we are... [to be continued...]


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Not bad, not bad at all.  This was one of those miniseries events that I kinda kept buying, but just set aside for "future reading".  2009 was a rather awful time for the Titans (Teen and otherwise)... seemed like not an issue would go by without (at least) one team member being brutally and horrifically killed.  Sad to say, but looking back, even those issues were so much better than anything the New-52 gave us, Titans-wise.

The late-2000's Titans book, that is... not the Teen Titans book, was... interesting for fans of the Wolfman/Perez era.  Here we were reading about, for lack of a better way to explain it... grown-up Titans.  They are at a different stage in their lives, however, still have ties that bind them.  This was around the time where some of them were being "promoted" into the Justice League.  The tail-end of the pre-Flashpoint JLA was like a who's who of the New Teen Titans.  Donna Troy, Cyborg, Starfire, and Dick Grayson as Batman loomed large in the League.  I loved that there was a feeling of progression... and not just "Let's throw Cyborg into the League because... well, ya know..."  Back in 2009, Cyborg earned his way onto the team... he graduated from the varsity team into the majors.

I suppose I said all of that, so that I could say this... this is a more mature version of the Titans.  Mature as in "showing maturity"... These characters have such a rich history by this point, and the Blackest Night storyline was a great way to showcase that.  The very existence of "Heroes Day" is a testament to that.  The Titans, past and present, gather once a year to commemorate their fallen.  This allows us, the readers, to observe their thoughts on past members... like Terra... like Hawk... like Wendy and Marvin, even.

The story is kind of split up between Hawk and Dove's night out and Garfield Logan's unrequited feelings for his first major crush.  Both storylines are handled quite well.  Gar has never really let go of Tara.  Even to her dying breath, he believed there would still be a way to reform her... to make her see the light.  It's heartbreaking that, although he is several years older, he is still very much in the same place.

The Hawk v Hawk scene was something that actually surprised me.  Not for the result, that was telegraphed from the start... but for just how gory the scene was.  Then I remembered how ultra-violent and "bloody" DC Comics had gotten in the years since Dan Didio took over.  This is a totally different world... and 2008-2010 was perhaps, if I'm not conveniently forgetting anything, the peak of DC's uber-violent streak.  I feel that nowadays it's been toned down a fair bit from 5-10 years back.  Though, I must admit... I'm about 50 issues behind on my Rebirth reading... there can be some heinous gore somewhere in there for all I know!

I'd be remiss not to mention the other story that was running throughout this issue... though not really the centerpiece that was Gar's or Hawk and Dove's... Donna Troy was awakened by the sound of a baby crying.  Earlier in the issue, she was lamenting the loss of her son, Robert... and... her ex-husband... ugh, Terry Long.  I've a sneaking suspicion we're about to meet the most terrifying Black Lantern of all... T-Long of Sector 666!

Overall, really enjoyed this issue.  This looks like it's going to be a great little miniseries, and in reading Krul's take on the Titans here, it's no surprise how he got the (criminally short-lived) gig on the pre-Flashpoint Teen Titans title.

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Monday, October 3, 2016

Ghosts #100 (1981)


Ghosts #100 (May, 1981)
"The Ghost Gladiator: The Blackmailed Spirit"
"The Ghost Gladiator: Spectral Dream"
"The Ghost Gladiator: The Phantom's Final Debt"
"Hands from the Grave"
Writer - George Kashdan
Pencillers - Fred Carrillo & M.D. Bright
Inkers - Fred Carrillo & Vince Colletta
Letterers - Esphidym Mahilum & Shelly Leferman
Colorists - Jerry Serpe & Bob LeRose
Editor - Jack C. Harris
Cover Price: $0.50

Welcome to day three of the big October special.  I've taken to referring to it as "Boo, Haunted Blog!"... which, yeah... it's lame, but I kinda dig it.  Plus, it gives me a way to catalog all these scaaaary stories.  So, like... the next time you're huddled around a campfire, just pull out your tablet and click the #boohauntedblog tag.  Your friends will be sure to thank you... for the sleep-aid, if nothing else...

Anyhoo... onward and upward to our Ghostly tales...

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Heyyy... it's the one-hundredth issue of Ghosts... let's celebrate by checking out the covers of past landmark issues... and ask ourselves if we still believe.


Our first chapter this issue opens at an archaeological dig site.  Old coot and digmaster supreme, Sir Alex Quayle confides in his (relatively) young aide, Ernest Langford that he has been seeing ghosts.  Just then, he gets the bejeezus scared out of him by an apparition while Ernie can't seem to see it.  Sir Alex has himself a bit of an episode, and passes out.


Later that night, Alex wakes up.  He thinks to himself that what he saw couldn't have been a hallucination... and begins wandering around the site.  That's smart, right?  Anyhoo... he walks past Ernie's tent to hear him in the midst of an argument.  Alex throws open the flap, and finds that Ernie was arguing with the g-g-ghost... for, ya see... he wanted the ghost to scare poor Sir Alex into retirement so that he may take over the dig!  Good plan!


Sir Alex asks how Ernie was able to pull it off... rather than tell him, Langford pulls a gun on the oldster!  He takes him, by gunpoint to a building in a remote corner of the site, where through a window they find an ancient Pompeiian gladiator laying in perfect condition... preserved, and alive!  But how?  You may be asking... well, ya see when Vesuvius erupted, the lava coated this building and hardened... leaving it airtight!


The g-g-ghost is the Pompeiian gladiator, who only agreed to help Ernest if he would break the window and allow his body to die.  Now, however, Ernie has raised the stakes.  He will free the ghostiator only if it kills Sir Alex!  The ghost is all "screw that" and refuses.  Amid the quarrel, Alex picks up a stone and throws it right through the airtight window.  The apparition reenters his body... and finally dies.


Our second chapter opens during World War II in... you guessed it, Pompeii.  German Captain Lothar  Von Koenig notices that the Italian soldiers are surrendering in large number.  He decides to wait until the Americans arrive in Pompeii... and then blow the entire city up.  Dang... that's hardcore.


I guess I'm not the only one that thinks so, as a German soldier crosses enemy lines to tip off an American fleet to the boom-boom in Pom-Pom.  The Colonel ain't buying what ol' Himmel is selling, and decides that they'll proceed into Pompeii anyway.


Corporal Haskell pleads with the Colonel to heed the German's warning.  He states that he is, by profession, an archaeologist, and would hate to see so much history destroyed.  The Colonel gives Haskell one night to reconnoiter the terrain and report back.


Our man Haskell... ehh, he ain't no Solid Snake.  Just moments after entering Pompeii he is spotted by the German's.  They chase him into a house, and fire off a few shots... with one grazing his head.  He lay unconscious for a time, before waking up when a spear hits the wall by his head.  He finds himself in ancient Pompeii!  A Gladiator stands before him... like the one in Sir Alex Quayle's diary... hey, we know him!  The Gladiator shows him the secret passageway out.  In time, he really wakes up... and uses the passageway he learned about while out-cold.


Haskell reports back to camp, and tells the Colonel that he found underground passages they could use to get a jump on the Nazis.  The G.I.'s claim Pompeii, and everything's cool!  We close with Haskell showing the Colonel where he had his dream... and he finds that spear he dreamed about embedded in the wall... Whoa...


In our third chapter, we join a museum reenactment of Mount Vesuvius doin' it's thing all over Pompeii.  The attendees all comment on how realistic the exhibit looked.


We meet Walter B. Fraser, the man behind the exhibit.  He reveals that the entire works was done via holographic hooziwhatsits.  Later, he is met by his girlfriend Alexandra.  She is upset that he didn't mention that she helped him with much of the exhibit... and so she shoots him.  No wait a minute... somebody else shoots him... right in the back.  He collapses to the ground.


The man with the gun shows himself and demands Alexandra give him the key to a silverworks display.  Before she can act... the ghost of a gladiator appears!  He chases the gunmen, and he flees... up the phony Vesuvius?  Yeah, that's not smart.  Guess what... he falls in... and dies.  The woman?  Alexandra-- Quayle!  The Gladiator Ghost just payin' it forward.  The End.


Wait... there's another story in here?  It's a shorty... here goes... A man has his hands chopped off after slapping a Middle-Eastern Sheik.  He would then be executed... handless!


From that point on, the Sheik is haunted by terrifying nightmares consisting of... haunted hands... He imagines them choking him.  He struggles to remove them from around his throat... but to those around him, it just looks like he's choking himself... to death!  Now, that's impressive stamina!


We close out on the executed fellow in his casket... with both hands and a broad smile on his face.


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This wasn't nearly as bad as I feared it might be.  I was fully prepared to groan my way through this review portion... but, it was a pretty decent book.  The art was very nice all throughout, and the story/stories were pretty neat.  While I was reading through this, I wasn't paying attention to the story titles... I figure, this is an anthology book... and totally glossed over the fact that the first three stories were part of the same series.  When the Gladiator appeared to the American Soldier in Pompei, I was actually a bit surprised.  It totally enhanced the story for me... and had I been more vigilant in my "title reading" I don't think it would have had the same effect.

I will say... this issue did drag on a bit.  Once I finished with the Gladiator story, I was ready to put the book down... only to find that the Haunted Hand story was there.  I know it's ridiculous to complain about extra content... especially in the comics era we now live in, where certain companies have tried selling us 16 pages of story for upwards of four and five bucks, but I did find myself feeling a bit of morality-play-disguised-as-horror-story fatigue by then.

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Sunday, October 2, 2016

Elvira's House of Mystery #9 (1986)


Elvira's House of Mystery #9 (November, 1986)
"Lost Souls"
"Drink Like a Fish!"
Writers - Darren Auck & Dennis Yee
Pencillers - Darren Auck & Graham Nolan
Inkers - Victor Laszlo & Reuben Pharms
Letterers - Kurt Hathaway & Duncan Andrews
Colorist - Liz Berube
Editor - Ed Hannigan
Cover Price: $0.75

Let's keep the October special rollin' with another spooooooooky book.  Of course, your mileage may vary on the spookiness therein.

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We open up with our framing sequence.  Elvira doing her best Svengoolie impression introducing us to our tales of terror.  There seems to be a subplot running through this series where Elvira has taken over the literal House of Mysteries in the DC Universe from its previous caretaker Cain.  Our Mistress of the Dark comes upon a portrait gallery featuring our former host... then settles in for tonight's double-feature.



Our first spine-tingling story is Lost Souls.  A Mister Jonathan Gray comes upon a secluded manor where he plans to write his soon-to-be best selling chiller novel.  As he approaches the structure, a beautiful young woman meets him.  She is Miss Underwood, and she is runs the joint.



She invites Gray inside and shows him to his room.  From the captions, this somehow takes an hour.  Once he's comfortably situated, she takes her leave.  She opens the door to the basement and greets the floating disembodied red head of her grandfather, who instructs her that Mr. Gray belongs to him.



That night, Mr. Gray retires to bed and falls asleep.  He dreams of a woman reading a book.  She calls for her daughter, who is playing with her creepy-looking doll in the basement.  The mother hears a scratching at the window, and when she goes to check on what it is... she finds the floating disembodied red head of whatsherface's grandfather.



Our man wakes up with the sweats... and begins hearing the same scratching that was in his dream.  He throws on his clothes and heads out to investigate.  What he finds is a room full of creepy dolls... including the one from his dream!



A voice booms out that it's coming to get him.  He rushes out of the room, and collapses in Miss Underwoods (cold) arms.  She returns him to his bed, and imagines what it would be like to drain him of his lifeforce.  Looks like we got us a succubus.



The red head of doom makes another appearance, and reminds Underwood that Mr. Gray is to be his meal.  He return to the dream world, where the young girl drops her creepy doll and runs upstairs.  Once there, she finds her mother kissing on her dad... and presumably sucking the lifeforce from him.  We then see the creepy doll come to life and climb up the stairs.  Our Mr. Gray, again wakes up with the sweats.



Well, this is all too much for our man, and he decides it's time to take his leave.  Miss Underwood appears before him, and uses her succubus powers to try and hypnotize him into staying with her... forever.  Well, evil red grandpa don't dig that scene... so he shows himself... as the creepy doll!  He causes his granddaughter to fall to the floor below, and approaches Mr. Gray... who, get this... punches the doll... then throws himself through the window.



Back inside, Miss Underwood... now being called Pamela, decides the burden of succubusing is just too much to bear... so she burns the house down... with her in it!



Mr. Gray gets back to his car and puts the pedal to the metal.  He thinks he's gotten away... however... there's a certain creepy doll in his backseat!  Dun dun dunnnn...



Our second feature is Drink Like A Fish! and we open on a young blonde man water skiing.  The folks in the speedboat are dazzled by his prowess, and one even says it's like Davey was "born in the water"... hope I didn't tip my hand a bit early there... ahem.



He continues to water ski as his pals all down some suds.  Later, they dock on the shore of an island and get down to... well, more drinking.  All of them are partaking... except buzzkill Davey.  He doesn't wanna drink because alcohol is a depressant and dehydrates the body.  His friends are kinda jerks... they keep tempting him.  I mean, wouldn't most people be relieved... like, woo-hoo, more for me?  Well, not these folks.



Well, our man sits and stews... and contemplates what harm a li'l drinky-drink would do him.  He also mentions that the doctors say he shouldn't have alcohol.  Well... he ultimately decides, screw the docs, it's time to drink.



Davey loosens up, starts dancing, singing... all that cliche "loosening up" schtick.  He suddenly and violently throws his empty can and rushes to the water.  Carol, who I think he's been digging on runs off after him, only to find... dun dun dunnnnn... he's... what the... he's a fish man?  Really?  That's what we're going with?  Okay.



Carol is frozen with fear... and Davey the fish man grabs her by the wrist.  He pulls her close and they gaze into each other's eyes.  Davey begins to cry... for he knows that his time among the land-people is over... and he will never know the love of a bemulleted woman named Carol.



We wrap up back in the House of Mysteries where our Hostess gets one more filmstrip... one featuring Cain... but that's for another time...



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Well, this was lackluster.  Two fairly boilerplate "horror" stories with fairly entertaining Elvira framing bits.  I find myself hoping for more Elvira pages... even as campy as they may be, they often get a chuckle... even if it's via a "wow, that was corny" reaction.

The stories themselves... well, they're just kind of "there".  Nothing to write home about, however, the art was nice all throughout... and how about that punk-rock cover... that one would definitely pop off the shelf at you.  

So, yeah... not a whole lot to say about this one... sadly.  It's a horror anthology, that doesn't bring the scary.  I will say that the first story with the succubus and killer doll was a ton better than the dumb fish-man-thing one... but, that's not really praise.  I mean, our fish-friend mentions that the doctors say he shouldn't drink... who are these doctors that are seeing fish-people?  Is that an insensitive question?

Again... I'll say the art for both features and the framing sequence is really nice.  There's some sketchiness in our fish story... but overall, not bad to look at.

As of this writing, my only exposure to Elvira's House of Mystery was the Christmas Special... wherein Elvira herself was much more prominent, and it had more of a humor feel to it.  This really didn't do anything for me.  During this October special, we just might have another visit or two to Elvira's House... hopefully those'll be more fun.

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