Action Comics #474 (August, 1977)
"Will the Real Superman Please Show Up?"
"One For the Money!"
Writers - Cary Bates & Ben Toomey
Penciller - Kurt Schaffenberger
Inker - Tex Blaisdell
Colorist - Jerry Serpe
Letterer - Morris Waldinger
Cover Price: $0.35
I know what you're thinking... a cover with a bunch of Supermans's's on it, didn't we already do this one? Well, no... that was another issue of Action with a bunch of Supermans's's on it.
I guess we can never have enough covers with a bunch of Supermans's's on it. Don't look now, but I think the second from the right might just be our new pal Gregory freaking Reed!
Oddly enough, when I shared the post about that other issue of Action on social media, I joked about the reader "starring" with Superman on the Silver Screen...
... when this issue actually has the details on how a reader could actually DO just that! For completion's sake, I've included the "Great Superman Movie Contest" rules page below.
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We open with Superman diverting a horrible sea creature from doing some nasty things above the surface... and wrapping up just in time for his appearance on The Midnight Show with Johnny Nevada. Ahh, because "Carson City" is in Nevada... I get it. I think maybe they should've called him "Johnny Reno" though... though, maybe they thought that sounded "too ethnic". Who knows? Anyhoo... Clark Kent is set to be a guest on the show, and shows up in full Superman attire! Buh, wha?!
Well, ya see... the theme of this episode of The Midnight Show is people who have been mistaken as being Superman! We've got an all-star panel including (in addition to ol' CK) Rick Stirling (who appeared in a single story back in 1961!), Jimmy Olsen, Steve Lombard, Olympic athlete Mike Talbot, and our old friend... Gregory Reed! If you've already read the post about the Candid Camera issue of Action... I mentioned that it's silly to keep putting Clark in these situations wherein people might notice that he and Superman, ya know... look exactly alike. Oh well... it's the Bronze Age after all, which means the secret identity is the straw that stirs the drink more often than not!
We pan over the audience and learn that... Dr. Light has taken the night off from being a creepy pervert and decided to sit in on the taping. He has a sneaking suspicion that one of the men in the Superman costume is the Real Steel Deal. In order to prove it, he uses some light device to... I dunno, bombard the studio with invisible light rays? Anyhoo... on stage, Jimmy tells his story of mistaken Super-identity... which is a callback to the mid 1950's! Wow, another deep cut!
Dr. Light sneaks out the back, with the full knowledge of Superman's secret identity. He knows that Superman is really... Mike Talbot! Buh wha?!
Later that night, Light disguises himself as a cabbie and picks up Talbot as a fare. He then drives them to a garbage dump, and reveals that the taxi was actually a light-construct... which he transforms into a tiny cage. Knowing Dr. Light, the cage is probably so small as to keep Talbot tender.
Suddenly... Superman arrives! Dr. Light is shocked... but not so shocked as to not engage his red-Sun light bubble... thing, which nullifies the Man of Steel's powers... until, of course, he leaps out of its radius. Well, the Doc tried...
Superman then bashes the cage... seemingly killing Mike Talbot! Dr. Light freaks out a bit, worried about what the rest of the supervillain community would think of Superman killing his hostage. I'd say, at least he has the Sue Dibny story to fall back on... but, ya know... mind-wipe.
Turns out... Superman didn't really kill Mike Talbot, but in making it look like he had, Dr. Light deactivated the construct. We then learn that Superman saw through Dr. Light's disguise at The Midnight Show taping... and used his vibrational powers to allow the invisible light beam to pass through him... he then used X-Ray vision to (somehow) deflect the light from Mike Talbot... making it look as though he was the real Kryptonian. You get all that? Ay yai yai. We wrap up with a gag about Clark Kent's glasses, because, of course we do.
As with many issues of Action Comics in this vintage... we're not done yet! Some Action-Plus is in our future. Thankfully, this comes from the always fun The Private Life of Clark Kent collection. This time around, Clark shares the diary-entry of a time he purchased a lotto ticket from his usual newsstand. His newsagent is a fella named Benny, who has a real knack for numbers... he immediately memorizes Clark's numbers.
The next day as he goes to enter the Galaxy Building, Clark is bumped into by a frantic Benny! He tells Clark that they're all sold out on The Daily Planet... which seems a bit far-fetched, but our man plays along.
Later on that day, Clark returns home. The doorman informs him that a he let a telephone repairman into his apartment to fix a street-wide outage. Clark, rightfully suspicious, heads inside. He peeks out his window and sees a man reading the latest edition of The Daily Planet... complete with the winning lotto numbers, his winning lotto numbers! Of course, this is Benny lurking outside... waiting for his opportunity to "cash in". That bump at the Galaxy Building was no accident, ya see... and there was no telephone "outage" either!
Clark decides to give Benny just what he's looking for... and "accidentally" bumps into him on the street. Benny fumbles in Clark's pockets for what must've been minutes before procuring the winning ticket and rushing off to "cash in". Clark gives a knowing look to the "camera" and makes a phone call to the Lottery Commission.
We join Benny as he tries to redeem the Million Dollar ticket... which, upon inspection is revealed to be counterfeit! Clark shows up and reveals that Benny'd been "had"... and also that he sent the winning ticket to the Metropolis Orphanage... just like he does every time he plays the lotto.
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Two very fun stories here!
You know I'm not usually one for the back-ups... but when it's a "Private Life of..." or "Mr. and Mrs. Superman" story, I'm all over 'em. Let's get that out of the way first. I'm always kinda tickled at the idea of Clark Kent keeping a handwritten diary. Especially in the pre-Crisis world where he kept that giant journaling... thing back at the Fortress of Solitude. Gotta wonder, is he keeping secrets from that diary?
The lotto story is as good as any... stakes are (relatively) low, and we get to see what an altruistic fella Clark Kent is. It's funny though, we kinda "get it" because we know he's really Superman... gotta wonder, what do the people of Metropolis think when they find out Clark Kent just gave away a million bucks? I mean, that's a pretty big deal... and likely something that would come up a few more times, right?
Also, Clark's an anchor of the evening news and local celebrity... this would almost have to be a major news item, right? Seems kinda, I dunno... dangerous... almost inviting people to dig into Clark Kent's "story". Adjusting for inflation that's over four-million bucks in 2018 monies... you gotta figure people would be interested in such a selfless act, right? Ehh, that's probably just some of my patented "thinking too hard about old comics".
Onto the "feature" story. It's the Bronze Age, so... of course, the secret identity is our focus. Doesn't make for a bad story... at least, this time it doesn't. Thought it was pretty fun. Again though, we keep putting Clark Kent into these positions where folks should eventually catch on that he and Superman look, ya know, exactly alike. I mean, just look at those abs on the cover! Those ain't "newsman" abs!
I really appreciated the "deep cuts" here. I mean, mentioning that Stirling who appeared in a single issue 16 years before this one came out? You gotta love it! It'd almost be like an issue today bringing up Dr. Mohlman from the Chuck Austen run! Also, those (at this point) over twenty-year old Jimmy Olsen oddities... just so cool! Add to that, a Gregory Reed cameo... and we're in full-on callback heaven!
The Dr. Light caper was... ehh, silly... as was Superman's "big reveal". So many stories of this vintage are laid out the same way... so many pages of build to a (mostly) nonsensical info-dump reveal on the very last page. I guess I can't get mad at it for being what it is... but, still... it's more evidence that these stories need more room to breathe, and perhaps we could do without back-ups every now and again.
Overall, had a blast... silly storytelling at its best. It doesn't look like this one's been collected or made available digitally... but, as with most issues of Bronze Age Superman, it shouldn't break the bank to snag the single-issue.
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Action Comics #846 (February, 2007)
"Last Son, Part Three"
Writers - Geoff Johns & Richard Donner
Artist - Adam Kubert
Color Artist - Dave Stewart
Letterer - Rob Leigh
Associate Editor - Nachie Castro
Editor - Matt Idelson
Cover Price: $2.99
We're really taking our time getting through "Last Son", huh? I guess I'm just trying to make this as similar an experience today as it was ten years ago. With our delays here, we're getting the "genuine" Last Son experience... delays aplenty!
I think by this point, the delays weren't so out of hand yet... but there will come a point where they fit whole story arcs between the chapters just to keep Action Comics on the shelves! Of course, that doesn't matter to we folks in the enlightened future... but, back in the day... boy howdy was it annoying.
We get the impression that comic creators don't sweat the delays these days... due to the fact that everything gets a "collected edition". While that's not incorrect... it's just so dismissive of the core-monthly-reader. Being one of those monthly readers... it often makes me wonder why I take funnybooks so seriously, when the folks being paid to produce 'em don't seem all that interested.
Anyhoo... there's a rant for another day! Let's get on with today's chat.
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We open the same way we've opened the previous couple of chapters of "Last Son", right in front of the Fortress of Solitude projection of Jor-El. This time, however, he's not being summoned by his son... but General Zod and the gang! Zod decides to ask "Jor-El" to spill his digital guts about... General Zod. The projection then gives us the quick and dirty on the Phantom Zone.
Zod takes exception to his being referred to as a criminal, and claims that had Jor-El listened to him Krypton wouldn't have suffered the fate it had. The trio then take a quick tour of the facilities... and note both Kal-El's apparent sentimentality... as well as nabbing the Phantom Zone Projector! Worth noting, we can see that Mon-El currently occupies the space.
Back in Metropolis, Lois and Clark try to get their story straight about "Chris" Kent. In a cute bit, they pop a pair of glasses on his head and hope for the best.
Inside, just as the Kents are chatting up Jimmy Olsen... the Daily Planet Building is attacked by heat-vision a'plenty! Jimmy sets off his Signal Watch as Clark rushes off to "supe up". Before he can, however, he is attacked from behind by Non.
Superman hits the ground and finds himself knelt... before Zod. Thankfully they don't say that though. Zod is surprised to find that he doesn't need to introduce himself... Kal's done his homework on Krypton's history. It's pretty clear that this is intended to be their first face-to-face encounter, which kinda sucks... because that undoes a pretty important post-Crisis story arc.
Back inside the Planet, Ursa confronts Lois and "Chris"... and insists that her Son, Lor-Zod be returned to her.
Outside, Zod and Superman do the old pro-wrestling "test of strength" thang while they shout at each other. Zod claims that he will turn Earth into a "New Krypton"... and introduces us all to his Army... including a scientist named Jax-Ur, who thanks the quick and dirty "Phantom Zone 101" we just got, we know he was the first Kryptonian to have been exiled.
With Superman disoriented, Zod decides to play his trump card... he reveals that Jax-Ur is carrying a Phantom Zone Projector, and uses it to banish the Man of Steel.
To be (duh) continued...
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Another very good chapter of "Last Son".
Before going into the... whatever it is we do under the second set of hyphens, I just want to express my relief that Johns and Donner fought the urge to include a "Kneel Before...". I was bracing for it, I'm not gonna lie. It was definitely a pleasant surprise not to be "memed" here. I think "Kneel Before Zod" is up there with "One Punch" in overused, overrated, and just plain annoying things about DC Comics. The less we see/hear both, the better.
As for the chapter... we get a fair amount of forward momentum, and have a question or two answered. We know that Chris Kent is really called Lor-Zod, and we get clarification on some post-Crisis events that never actually happened... or happened with other criminals?
Gotta remember, this is that era I refer to as the "Nebulous Interim"... that time between Infinite Crisis and Superman: Secret Origin, where everything is kind of "up in the air" (pun!). Nobody knew for sure what was coming along from the post-Crisis status quo into the post-(other)Crisis. I may not dig that the final John Byrne arc has been retconned out (or just plain erased), but was happy for any clarification we received at this point.
Overall... a fun, action-heavy issue. Might not be the best read on its own, but as part of the "Last Son" story arc, it's a really good time. Adam Kubert really shines here, and uses some very interesting and dynamic panel-placement. Definitely worth a look. Available digitally.
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Action Comics #345 (January, 1967)
"The Day Candid Camera Unmasked Superman's Identity!"
"The Exile of Steel"
Writers - Leo Dorfman & Jim Shooter
Artists - Al Plastino & Jim Mooney
Letters - Joe Letterese
Cover Price: $0.12
Now there's one wacky cover!
Lucked into this one just yesterday in a 50-cent bin... which should tell ya, it wasn't in the best of condition. It's all in one piece... or at least it was before I read it, so I can't complain all that much.
I tell ya, there are certain books that I will buy in the worst of condition... and this iconic-covered oddity is definitely one of them.
Full disclosure, the cover-image above is one I found online... I found it a difficult-to-impossible task finding the "good side" of my copy.
Either way... happy to have it, and really happy to be including it in our #Action100 endeavor!
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We open and immediately learn that Perry White from the Daily Planet is quite the "comedy" fan. He's really into Allen Funt and his Candid Camera antics. Take this gag for instance, Funt watches while a man pretends to be a gorilla at the zoo... and everybody but the "mark" plays along as though it's really a gorilla. Oh the fun! Suddenly White's viewing is interrupted by a phone call reporting that there's currently a "hold up" at the Daily Planet. Instead of, ya know... calling the cops, he just heads on down. Upon arrival he sees that the entire Daily Planet Building has been flown off by Superman!
He shouts at the Man of Steel to lower the building, and so... he does. As Perry reads him the riot act, we learn it's... just a prank, bro! In other words, you've been Funted! Impish Allen pokes his head out to inform the Chief that he's on Candid Camera... and the whole world will see him looking annoyed that somebody ripped his building out of the ground. I think "annoyed" is the appropriate response, don't you?
Turns out this (this?) prank was one of the highest rated pranks in the history of the program... and so, Funt decides his next prank will also be aimed at a Daily Planet employee... this time it's going to be aired live, and the target... Clark Kent!
Meanwhile, back at the Planet, the staffers razz the Chief for his earlier Funting. He returns to his office just as the phone starts ringing... and it's Allen Funt (I swear I've typed the word "Funt" more in the past five minutes than I have in my entire life), and he tips Perry off to his plan.
We later join Impish Allen as he has his hooptie fueled up. The pump-jockey is shocked to watch as the vehicle begins to float away... but, how?!
Oh-ho, you've been Funted poor laborer! Ya see, he filled his trunk up with all sorts of floaty gases... which, I suppose is as good an explanation as any... which is to say, it's ridiculous.
A little later, and Allen's jolly journey continues... this time, he chooses to terrorize some teen-agers who are attempting to vandalize a statue in Metropolis Park. They toss snowballs at it (when did it snow?)... only to learn that it's alive... alive... ALIVE!
Relax lads, it's just a prank... Fiendish Funt let's them in on the gag... and even takes them out for burgers!
We next turn our attention to Clark Kent, who is on assignment for the Daily Planet taking in the "Gay Nineties" Exhibit at the Metropolis Fair. Looks like the 1890's were... pretty boring. Clark watches a reenactment of a 75-Round boxing match... and then watches a fat guy eat a big meal. Also worth noting, there's a superhero gift-shop... probably to keep the little ones quiet.
Suddenly, some of the Gay Nineties cosplayers reveal that they are holding the place up (with, er, guns that is... they're not actually lifting the fair out of the ground). Clark rushes off to the nearest phone booth... a Phony-Funty-Phone Booth. At this point, Allen decides to reveal the "gag" (Was there a gag? Did I miss it?)... opening the phone booth door, revealing... Clark Kent changing into Superman!
The people of Metropolis are shocked by the reveal!
Then... the story starts to go a bit "ca ca". Clark continues to strip out of his business attire, revealing that he's not only wearing Superman's shirt and cape... but Batman's leggings, boots and utility belt. Well, that explains everything! Allen Funt just "outed" the Composite Superman! Or not.
Ya see, Clark reveals that the pranker... has just become the prankee. Since he's such a big fan of Candid Camera, Clark was watching on a tiny television... so he knew that he was the "mark". In order to give Feisty Funt a jolt, he grabbed some superhero paraphernalia from the gift shop. Oh-ho. Funt's been Funted... and we're outta here.
But... we're not done. It's time for some Action-Plus... before they even called it that! It's a Supergirl story... in which she wound up on the planet Gaea... and somehow became President of their United States. She is currently jailed for treasonous acts... and is awaiting her impeachment trial.
She is suspected of aiding nogoodniks of A.R.M. (The Adult Revolt Movement, if you're nasty) in their attempt to overthrow the government. Linda's veep, Richard Malvin takes the stand... and proceeds to throw Supergirl right under the bus. Linda loses her cool and calls Tricky Dick a liar.
The next day the verdict is read... and Linda is guilty-as-charged. Her punishment... exile! She, again, loses her cool... and proceeds to lash out at everyone around her before going off-planet.
Richard Malvin is later sworn in as President... and wouldn'tcha know it, all of his new appointments have ties to A.R.M.! It's almost as though he... nooo...
Turns out Malvin was in cahoots with the baddies all along! The government begins to fall apart... the Constitution is burned... and rabble-rousers are set to be executed! A.R.M. doesn't mess around!
The attempt to hang the subversives... fails. The ropes snap. No worries, we'll just line 'em up for a firing squad... only thing, that doesn't seem to work either.
Turns out Supergirl has returned to Gaea to take down A.R.M. (I keep typing A.I.M.). We learn that this was all a dupe by she and her lawyer... and she explains that her absence was so prolonged due to some crisis in space.
The Gaeans are overjoyed, and we wrap up with them holding a ticker-tape parade in her honor.
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Okay... this was a lot of fun(t).
I don't know why, but I'm tickled at the idea of Allen Funt just terrorizing (and annoying) anybody who happens to fall into his path. Dude seems like he could be a great Silver-Age super villain, don't you think? People just trying to mind their own business... get pranked, humiliated... Funted. I think we need an Allen Funt/Mr. Mxyzptlk crossover. I think I'll put that in my "good idea" fan-fiction folder.
I only wish a few of these pranks occurred without cameras present... just to show Funt as an impish jerk who messes with folks for his own amusement.
The big "Superman is Clark Kent" reveal... ehh... suitably silly I suppose. The explanation kinda neglects the fact that, ya know... Superman and Clark Kent look exactly alike, and this could only draw more attention to that fact, right? I mean, Lois is already suspicious... and seeing him in half-dress, regardless of the flimsy excuse, is going to be a difficult image to forget. Kinda like a lawyer telling a jury to dismiss something horrible they'd just heard about a defendent. It just ain't that easy. Then again, maybe I'm just thinking too hard.
Speaking of lawyers... we also have that Supergirl back-up. It was, um... pretty good as far as backups go. Being a fella who complains about decompressed storytelling, it would be silly for me to rattle the cage on a very compressed story, right? Well... I'll just say that it felt like this one could've used a few more pages to "breathe".
Overall... had a great time with this. Doesn't look like it's been collected... nor has it been made available digitally. If you happen to come across it... definitely consider giving it a grab.
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I know what you're thinking... a cover with a bunch of Supermans's's on it, didn't we already do this one? Well, no... that was another issue of Action with a bunch of Supermans's's on it.
