Monday, November 12, 2018

New Titans #83 (1992)


New Titans #83 (February, 1992)
"The Jericho Gambit, Part Two: A Thousand Souls!"
Writer - Marv Wolfman
Pencils - Tom Grummett
Inks - Al Vey
Letters - John Costanza
Colors - Adrienne Roy
Editor - Jonathan Peterson
Cover Price: $1.75

A few weeks ago, I started one of them Instagram thingies.  Been sharing silly panels and my daily offerings there... I'm even starting to learn that hashtags do!

The thing about that though... when you start typing a hashtag, Instagram will make some suggestions... so, when you're typing something like... say... N-E-W-T-I-... or, worse yet N-E-W-T-E-E-N-T-I-... the suggestions you get are a liiiiiiittle dicey!

Gotta remain vigilant... otherwise I'm bound to attract (and disappoint) a whole 'nother kind of audience.

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We open with the team's arrival in Azarath.  Arella helpfully tells us that the big shiny phosphorescent technodrome doesn't actually belong here.  Yeah, thanks, lady.  From here, Phantasm tries to tell the Titans something... but Deathstroke stops him, claiming this isn't the "right time".  Pantha then leads the charge creeping up on some Sentry Beests.


Inside, Jericho retrieves Nightwing from Cell-3.  He informs him that the Titans have arrived to save him, and he thinks the right thing to do would be to "greet" them.  The OG-Beast lashes out at the new boss... and is reduced to cinder.  Ah, the classics never go out of style!


Back outside, the team has been broken up into groups.  Deathstroke and Phantasm have a chat... oddly enough, it's like the exact opposite chat they had at the open.  Slade asks why he hasn't "come clean" about who he really is.  Didn't Slade tell him it wasn't the "right time" like two pages ago?  Anyhoo, Slade still insists that this Jericho ain't Joe... which, I guess ya gotta hold on to whatever hope you can!


We jump to the "other" team... who take out a bushel of beasts before finding themselves standing right before that "transference machine".  Easy peasy.


Donna pounds on some Beests, while Red Star attends to Nightwing, who has been hung from a pair of pillars of sorts.  Dick asks Leonid to get him as far away from the machinery as possible.


We rejoin Slade and Phantasm in the Wildebeest Labs.  That little optical-frankfurter thing from yesterday now looks kind of like a poof of cotton candy.  They can only admire it for a moment before they are attacked by still more Beests.  Phantasm takes the brunt of their blasts... and demands Deathstroke leave him behind and join the others.


Speaking of the others, as Red Star pulls Nightwing away from the machines... it's revealed that -CONTACT- Nightwing was actually Jericho!


Deathstroke arrives just in time to get kayoed by his boy.  Jericho lambastes him for allowing those creeps to cut into his vocal chords when he was a child.  He chains Slade up to a pair of pillars... perhaps the same ones he hung Nightwing from, though, I suppose it doesn't really matter.  Back in the Lab, a very human-looking hand emerges from underneath Phantasm's sheet.


We get another page or so of smack-talk from Joe to Slade... before he finally reveals who/what he really is.  Dig this... Jericho is actually... Azarath!  Don't worry, I'll explain... not that it'll make a heckuva lot of sense... but, I'll do my best.


Okay... back during the opening arc of New Teen Titans (vol.2)... that's the Baxter one (reprinted in Tales of the Teen Titans a year later)... the Titans fought against Trigon, right?  Okay.  During that brouhaha, the souls of Azarath decided to drop their vow of pacifism all merged to take the fight to Trigon the Terrible.  In so doing, these souls would become tainted by Trigon's essence.  Still with me?  Okay, from here... they had to find a physical form before they dissipated to nothingness.  They realized that the mutant boy, Joe Wilson would be their perfect vessel.


Only now, after remaining dormant all this time... they've nearly used Joey all up... and so, they need another, more permanent, vessel.  Hence: the tranference... and why Azarath-as-Jericho didn't have any use for people like Dick Grayson nor Vic Stone.  Ya follow?


Jericho commands his creepy old man sidekick to throw a switch (didn't that already happen like six months ago?).  Just then, Slade begs his son to fight the Azarathian soul horde... and for a brief moment, it looks like he does!


It is, unfortunately, fleeting... and the horde is able to regain control.  By this point, Slade has snapped the chains that bound him and he rushes over to his son... but finds a different kind of Jericho, who swats him away with ease.


The bodies of the Titans begin to float from the transference machine... and Jericho shocks them with a sort of dark energy.


That creepy old man goes to throw the switch... again... only to get run through be Deathstroke's blade.  You'd almost assume Jericho would have disarmed him while he hung there, right?


As he head to the end, Joey shows more signs of fighting through the Azarian control... he begs his father to stop him by any means necessary... he also tells Slade that he loves him... always has, and always will.


And then...


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Yesterday, I mentioned that old saying "Too little, too late"... today's old chestnut is going to be "From famine to feast... and back again".  We go from all these issues where barely anything happens to move the story forward... to this, where every last bean (minus Phantasm) gets spilled!  Talk about hot and cold storytelling!

So, whatta we get here?  Well... pretty much everything we could've wanted to, expositionally speaking.  We learn that Joey was indeed under the control of others... which, more or less clears his name (if only future writers actually read this, and realized it wasn't actually Jericho as the big bad).

It also ties together this entire volume of New (Teen) Titans up to this point.  I mean, we're referencing a nearly-decade old story here... that's pretty crazy when you think about it!  First: that their continuity actually amassed ten-whole years without being rebooted twice... Second: that they expected readers to remember the opening arc of the book... and it would seem, a lot of them actually did!  It was one hell of an "info-dump"... which, given the erratic pacing of this arc, was probably the best we could've hoped for.

This was as good a payoff as you could hope for given the circumstances.  I mean, clearly Marv was done with Jericho... but, he doesn't go full-Terra on him.  If you recall from our numerous discussions of The Judas Contract, Terra was always meant to turn on the team... and die.  I don't think Jericho was created (during that very same Judas Contract) with his expiry ticket already punched.

I guess if you're writing a story with an emphasis on "shaking up" a long-running (and arguably stagnant) team book... Jericho is probably the best one to use as cannon fodder.  My main takeaway is probably more Vic-based... because, taking Cyborg's personality away seems much more Earth-shattering than having Jericho run through with a sword... but still, the creative team here wasn't messing around.  Changes were demanded... and changes were made.

I'd say, if you only read bits and pieces from Titans Hunt... this book should definitely be one of them.  I'm not sure the cover copy delivers on the "most shocking last page in Titans history"... but, it's definitely up there!

We'll close out today with a look at Jericho's first on-panel appearance back in Tales of the Teen Titans #43 (June, 1984)... and his final one (for now).  If you can, have a big bowl of buttered popcorn today in his memory.

Joseph "Jericho" Wilson
March 15, 1984 - December 17, 1991
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Sunday, November 11, 2018

New Titans #82 (1992)


New Titans #82 (January, 1992)
"The Jericho Gambit, Part One: The Saviors!"
Writer - Marv Wolfman
Pencils - Tom Grummett
Inks - Al Vey
Letters - John Costanza
Colors - Adrienne Roy
Editor - Jonathan Peterson
Cover Price: $1.75

Holy smokes... are we actually getting another actual chapter of Titans Hunt?!  Looks like it!  Also, from the cover copy, it looks like we're in for a big reveal!

Don't get your hopes up...

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Remember a hundred years ago when Jericho flipped that switch?  Well, as we open here... it's finally flipped!  Joe has Nightwing look on as the "transference" begins... only, Dick busts out of his bindings and goes on the offensive, socking every Beest that gets in his way.  At this point, Jericho overwhelms him with that weird... lion thing he's been emitting from his body.


He tells Dick that he doesn't need him anymore... and tells him that he'd only let him live this long out of respect.  He commands Wildebeest Number Ninety-One (probably my third or fourth favorite Beest) to toss Dick into Cell-3.  Ninety-One furrows his brow (I assume... he is wearing that ghastly mask) and reminds Jericho that Cell-3 is already occupied.  No matter... toss 'em in anyway.


Gotta say, looks like Ninety-One is one of Joey's favorites too... the last few Beests to question the boss had to be swept into a dustbin!  Anyhoo... we next join Nightwing inside Cell-3, where we learn that his new cellmate is... the Original Wildebeest!


We rejoin Jericho as he chats up one of his scientists.  They admire a critter that looks kinda like the "hot dog" when you touch the tips of your index-fingers together in right front of your eyes.  You know what I'm talking about?  If not, give it a try... here's a visual aid (and link if you click the pic):


And here's the little beastie... see what I mean?  Anyhoo, Jericho suggests that this thing might be their final hope... and wonders what they'll all look like inside it.


We jump back to... I'd say Lilith's place, but it kinda feels like nobody wants to remember that last issue happened.  I know I sure don't!  Pantha talks a bit of spoo about Cyborg being useless... to which, Phantasm (of all people) chimes in about how Vic's their "friend"... a faux pas that Pantha latches onto with the quickness, after all... isn't Phantasm a "new guy"?  Hmm...


From here we get... are ya kidding me... expositional catch-up!  Arella retells the story of what went down at her Jackson Hole ranch.  Something that could've been summed up in a half-page is given four!  The only "new" information we get is that Arella recognized Jericho's "lion emittance" as a soul-self.


As the Good Guys continue to tell each other stories, it's Terry Long (of all people) who suggests... why don't we take a peek at Jericho's apartment?  Well, no duh... why is it, we have a room with Slade Wilson in it... and Terry Freaking Long is the one keeping us on point?!


Before they can leave, however... Donna Troy returns from War of the GodzzZZZzzzzZz.  Terry gives her the "I thought you were dead"... to which she explains, "I got better".  Watch out, Wolverine... Donna Troy is coming for your banter!  Also, your haircut.


The Titans arrive at Jericho's pad... just as Dagon (of the Team Titans) is admiring that recent painting of Joey's... which we saw happen 119 days ago.  So, when exactly did the War of the Gods chapter happen?  Was that just a collective fever dream?  It almost had to have been... I mean, Pariah and Terry Long sharing panel-space?  That couldn't possibly have really happened, right?  Anyhoo, Dagon bugs out just before they enter... and Red Star starts taking pictures of everything in the place.


Back in Cell-3, the OG Wildebeest tells Dick the story of the Society.  They wanted to keep their goals nebulous... and only be seen one at a time to throw off any notion that they were actually a "society".  Then... Jericho came.


Joe Wilson immediately took over the Wildebeest Society... and when the OG-Beest realized what his goals were, he got himself tossed in Cell-3.  Dick tries to affix a date to Joe's "turn"... but has trouble when he realizes that the way Joey was abducted (all them issues back) was non-violent, and could very easily have been an "put on" to give him an alibi.


We rejoin the Titans as they sift through Red Star's photos.  They think it odd that all of Jericho's paintings are of buildings... when he used to only draw beautiful portraits.  They put their heads together... and come up with bupkis.  Then it's Pantha (of all people... again) who figures it all out.


She suggests that, since the paintings are all from "above"... that Jericho might've just been painting what he saw.  Sooo... if they can deduce which buildings were painted... and from which angle, ipso facto, they ought to be able to find where he's been hanging out!


So, after a day's tour of the City... the gang is able to deduce Joey's vantage point while he was painting.  They head to the location, and find Joey...'s easel.  Oh well, at least they're on the right track.


Deathstroke finds a secret passage attached to the room... and they head inside.  They wander deeper and deeper into the darkness before coming up on a door... which they open.  Behind it is... oh c'mon... Azarath??!?!?!


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I'm sure everyone's familiar with the saying "too little, too late", no?

Here we are, four months (119 Days) after the last actual chapter of Titans Hunt hit the shelves... and what we get, is kind of a let down.  I know I've droned on (and on) about the pacing of this story... I must sound like a broken record by now, but... c'mon... did we really need to spend four pages revisiting Jackson Hole?  Did Donna's return from War of the Gods really require a full-page?  Did we need to see the Good Guys spend page after page trying and figure out what Joey's paintings meant?!  I mean... just not enough happens here.  It's the very definition of too little... too late.

As for what we did get... Deathstroke is completely off his game for the first 2/3 of the book.  I get that his son is kind of the king of the whole magilla... but, I'd expect Slade Wilson on his worst day to have a better tactical mind than Terry Long or Pantha on their best.  Oh well, whattayagonnado?

Let's talk about that cover.  It makes a pretty bold promise, doesn't it?  Makes you think that maybe... just maybe... Jericho has someone that he answers to, right?  "The Secret Revealed!" "I'm the TRUE Wildebeest Leader!"  I mean, those statements definitely send a message.  And... while they aren't technically untrue, the reveal is horribly deflating.  Really, what do any of us care about the OG-Beest?!  Did that do anything for anybody?

And that ending... oy... Azarath.  If there's anything I dislike more than Titans in Space stories... it's Titans in Azarath stories.  It's been so long since I've read this, I'd totally forgotten that Azarath figured into it.  What a rude awakening that was!

Overall... can't really recommend this... or tell ya to avoid it.  I'm sure the recaps were useful back in 1991/1992... since this chapter took so damn long to come out... but all of those wasted pages feel kind of like a slap in the face.  I'd have to assume the Titans faithful of '91 were foaming at the mouth to get their hands on this... I'd love to know what their "takeaway" was after reading it!  If you have any stories to tell, please share 'em!

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

New Titans #81 (1991)


New Titans #81 (December, 1991)
"War of the Gods, Chapter 23"
Writer - Marv Wolfman
Pencils - Curt Swan
Inks - Al Vey
Letters - John Costanza
Colors - Matt Hollingsworth
Editor - Jonathan Peterson
Cover Price: $1.75

Alright... I wasn't even sure I was going to cover this one... but, it does take place during (and heavily refer to) the Titans Hunt storyline.

About halfway through rereading the issue I decided "what the heck?"... we'll discuss it.  We have zero War of the Gods related posts here... and it'll give me another opportunity to kvetch about poor time management in the Titans Office.  Now, doesn't that sound like fun?!

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We open with some purple prose-filled captions and images of a chaotic cosmic event.  We'll see this throughout the issue (but I'll only include this one image)... this is a War of the Gods thing, and we'll learn a bit more about it soon.  After a shot of Lilith Clay meditating, we hop over to Dayton's Long Island estate where he's on the horn with S.T.A.R. Labs.  If you recall, a couple of issues back Aqualad had himself an episode.


Dayton (and the S.T.A.R. Labs folk) are unsure how to deal with Garth's affliction... heck, they're not even sure how his physiology is supposed to work.  Did you know Atlanteans' hearts are upside down and on the right side of their body?  Well, ya do now!  Anyhoo, Red Star chimes in and suggests transporting Aqualad to the West Coast where (former Cyborg-squeeze) Dr. Sarah Charles is studying cryogenics.  The idea is... freeze Garth until he can be taken back to Atlantis for proper treatment.  So, we're left thinking that a cross-country flight is somehow quicker than plopping him back in the Ocean then?  Oh yeah, Lilith is still meditating.



The group goes into full-on exposition-mode.  Titans have been captured... People have been killed... Joe Wilson is the big-bad... Donna and Dick were just nabbed.  Just when they run out of things to catch us up on... the phone rings.  It's Lilith, and she might know where Donna is!


Pantha and Slade do-si-do a bit, but come to a begrudging respect for after realizing they'd both just as soon kill each other.  Then they load into the Dayton-Copter, and head over to Lilith's place.  She directs them into the bedroom, where they find... Pariah... yeah, that Pariah (as if the cover didn't spoil it)... floating above the covers.


Our man, T. Arthur Long actually takes point here.  He doesn't get far though... Pariah just goes into his "I'm here to witness a disaster" blibbuh blabbuh.


He gets out of bed... and begs for the sweet release of death.  He's still not making any sense to the Titans... nor is he informing them where Donna is.  Deathstroke approaches, but is slammed into a wall.  Red Star goes next, and is thrown out a glass door.  Phantasm saves him before he goes splat.


Pariah walks through the broken door... and into the night sky.  He's still begging for the Gods to release him of his burden.  Terry shouts from the balcony... but, Pariah is unresponsive.  While we're here... did you ever think we'd get a Terry Long/Pariah scene?  I mean, what chain letter in hell did we break to deserve this?  Oh Lord, I just realized... Danny Chase is also (kinda) here too.  Yikes!


Anyhoo... Deathstroke leaps from the balcony to nab Pariah... which, is one of the funnier panels I've come across in a long while.  This doesn't go well for ol' Slade... Pariah is able to judo-toss him over his shoulder... then dangle the Terminator in the sky with a single hand.


At this point, Terry starts shouting again.  He talks about how important Donna is to him... then, then... then starts giving Pariah his life story!  Ay yai yai.


Thankfully it's this pathetic exchange that shocks Pariah back to his senses.  Honestly, I'm surprised he isn't crying (yet)... I mean, Terry Long's life is at least as sad as Earth-3 being wiped out of the multiverse, right?


Pariah flies back into Lilith's place... and shares his own origin story... which we already covered in long form when we discussed Crisis on Infinite Earths #7.  Quick and dirty: Pariah wanted to see the origins of the Universe... and found himself damned.  His own Universe was wiped out... and he was left flailing in nothingness for millions of years.  He'd eventually facilitate the awakening of the Anti-Monitor.  What's with these guys dooming their universes by trying to view their origins?


Arella suggests that the Titans leave her and Pariah alone for awhile... however, as they go to leave, she asks Terry to stick around.  Terry Long, Pariah, and Raven's mom?  This is officially the lamest room in the DC Universe.  Oh, and... if you're a fan of Pariah working his crying gimmick... this is the scene for you!


Meanwhile, in the living room... Pantha and Lilith are fighting over the remote control.  They happen across a news station that is reporting that Wonder Woman... has died!  Good to see that Cable News has reporters on New Olympus, or wherever the hell.


Oh yeah, I probably ought to mention... that's the big "disaster" Pariah is buggin' out about.  New Olympus is coming into the universe.  That's what all the purple prose and swirly chaotic cosmic imagery we've been seeing is about.


We close out with New Olympus actually showing up... something that will be dealt with... elsewhere!  In War of the Gods #4 if you're really interested.


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There are times when we "professional reviewers" find ourselves a bit too deep within a subject to be able to fairly analyze a particular, singular, element of what we're reviewing.  This is the case today.

I'd love to review this as a single-issue, and on its own merits... however, in the back of my mind, all I can think about is how this was crammed in... and pushed Titans Hunt back for a third month running!

Even though I definitely felt like this issue was a "dud" (I could think of other, cruder, words to use... but "dud" will suffice)... this was only compounded with the knowledge that the last vital part of Titans Hunt came out ninety-one days ago!  And the next part wouldn't hit for another twenty-eight!  All this for a War of the Gods tie-in?

And there's the thing... Pariah is crying about the disaster and destruction headed their way... the fact that the DC Universe is just about to be wiped out... annnnnd, I'm just not buying it!  Just because you toss Pariah into a story doesn't automatically make it a Crisis-level event!  Hell, War of the Gods wasn't even the main "event" going on... as it was coming out!  I might've been on the Marvel side of things back in 1991... but I definitely heard DC fans talking more about Armageddon 2001 than War of the Gods!

This was an all-around waste of time... and I really feel bad for faithful New Titans readers for having this issue dropped into their pull-box as they anxiously awaited the next installment of Titans Hunt.

Speaking of the next installment... we'll (finally) get there tomorrow!  We've still got three chapters to get through!  Hope you're all enjoying it so far (this cutaway and my kvetching notwithstanding).

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