(00:00:00) X-Men #13: "Where Walks the Juggernaut!" (00:31:55) Fantastic Four Annual #3: "Bedlam at the Baxter Building!" (01:02:47) X-Men #14: "Among Us Stalk... the Sentinels!" (01:36:57) X-Men #15: "Prisoners of the Mysterious Master Mold!" (02:10:42) X-Men #16: "The Supreme Sacrifice!" (02:41:33) X-Men #17: "... and None Shall Survive!" Writer/Edits - Stan Lee Pencils - Jack Kirby, Werner Roth (as Jay Gavin) Inks - Joe Sinnott, Vince Colletta, Dick Ayers Letters - Sam Rosen, Artie Simek Colors - Stan Goldberg (uncredited) Cover Price: 12-25¢/per
In today's compilation of the X-Men's Silver Age X-Ploits we wrap up their first run-in with the Juggernaut, discuss all three part of the initial Sentinels/Master Mold storyline, and bring back their most dread foe!
Perhaps most importantly, however, we take a look at the Original Five's highest profile guest appearance to date... what might be the most vital Marvel Comic of its day -- the star-studded, shared-universe confirming, Fantastic Four Wedding of Sue Storm and Reed Richards!
It's a great time as always, and as always - chock full of Silver Age backmatter and ephemera, including deep-dives on the "Let's Visit the X-Men" mailbag, the Bullpen Bulletins, the Merry Marvel Marching Society... and even some less-gestalty, yet still wonderful, listener feedback!
Consider letting me keep you company for a few hours today!
80% of Michael Morbius is still too much Morbius for your humble host! Luckily, there's a lot more to discuss about this issue than one of my least favorite vampires (and that's saying something)!
Today we're going to spend a good deal of time talking about scientific ethics as Maxine Danger takes center stage (at least in my mind), also the Daughters of the Dragon give us a sorta-kinda shoe-drop reveal... and a pervy game hunter watches Spider-Ben and Mary Janine kiss in the park!
Amazing Spider-Man (vol.5) #77 (December, 2021) [LGY#878] "Beyond, Chapter Three" Writer - Kelly Thompson Art - Sara Pichelli Colors - Nolan Woodard Letters - VC's Joe Caramagna BB - Ziglar, Ahmed, Wells, Gleason, Thompson Edits - Cohick, Lowe, Cebulski Cover Price: $3.99 On-Sale: October 27, 2021
Spider-Man: Beyond rolls on... and the "Beyond Baton" is passed from Zeb Wells to Kelly Thompson! Will she be able to run with it? Absolutely!
Today's chapter prompts your humble host to talk a bit about Flowers for Algernon, and kvetch about spoiler images on the internet... so, ya know, the usual! This Beyond run, to this point, has been great fun... and, I encourage anyone out there who can keep up with all skatey-eight hundred issues of Spidey Marvel's pumping out every month to give it a goo!
Marvel's Voices: Identity #1 (October, 2021) "That One Thing" "Personal Heroes" "Traditional Pink Sushi" And from Marvel's Voices: Pride #1: "When a Black Cat Crosses Your Path, You Give Them the Right-of-Way" Writers - Christina Strain, Alyssa Wong, Ken Niimura, & Leah Williams Art - Jason Loo, Whilce Portacio, Ken Niimura, & Jan Bazaldua Colors - Christina Strain, Jay David Ramos, Ken Niimura, & Erick Arciniega Letters - VC's Joe Sabino & Ariana Maher Design - Carlos Lao Edits - Brunstad, Roche, Gregorowicz, Shan, Cebulski Cover Price: $5.99 On-Sale : August 25, 2021
Righting the wrong of... forgetting to discuss this Marvel's Voices one-shot back in October!
Today's a "Just the X, ma'am!" look at Marvel's Voices: Identity... covering three stories that are... kinda just there! Plus, we right a second wrong when I go back to Marvel's Voices: Pride #1 to discuss the Jesse Drake story that I didn't even realize I missed!
Plus, we've got Destiny of X and X-Men Unlimited news... and, as this is the "November Finale", we're deep-diving the Sales of X for August, 2021!
Astonishing X-Men (vol.3) #1 (July, 2004) "Gifted (Part One)" Writer - Joss Whedon Art - John Cassaday Colors - Laura Martin Letters - Chris Eliopoulos Edits - Marts, Quesada Cover Price: $2.99 On-Sale: May 26, 2004
Heyyy, howsitgoin' everybody... long time no write. Like, ya know actually write, and not just pop in once a day to promote a podcast. I figured since we're at our new Wordpress digs, I may as well give the tires a kick and see about writing an actual blog post.
But, what about?
Well, there are plenty of things I'm wanting to write about... and if not for those horrible things we call "time" and "real life", I'd be glued to my laptop all day long cranking out content in all forms. I actually quite miss the "simpler" days of Chris is on Infinite Earths... taking a random DC Comic and spending a few hours sharing it with all of you. Digging into some real obscurities... bending the old rigid rules of the blog to shoehorn a non-DC Comic into the mix. Those were some fun times. Maybe one'a these days I'll get back to it.
Can't make any promises, however.
So, whatta we gonna talk about today? Well... if you do listen to any of the X-Lapsed family of shows... First of all, thank you. Second of all, you may've heard me kvetch one or two... dozen times about my disdain for Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men run. That kvetching is usually followed up with a comment about how I haven't actually read Astonishing since it came out... and how I probably owe it something of a retrial to see if I still feel the same way about it all these years removed.
And so... with a shiny new blogging OS, and a few minutes to spare this afternoon... I figured "What the Hell?"... let's do the thing.
I hope we... ahem... survive the experience (I'm so sorry...)
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Our story opens in the nightmare of a young girl named Tildie. She dreams of her mother screaming... and whatever it was that caused the screaming next coming for her. She awakens, and we can see that she's actually under the observation of Dr. Kavita Rao... who, with the benefit of hindsight, we know will eventually be a member of the X-Club alongside Doctor Nemesis, Madison "Box" Jeffries, Danger, and that dude from the Marvel Godzilla comic.
From here, our scene shifts to Kitty "Don't Call Me Kate" Pryde arriving back at the Mansion for her first day in her new position as a mentor. Naturally, since this is something of a "love-letter" to the Claremont run, we get a few nods to the past. We see the classic "Professor Xavier is a Jerk" panel, as well as Kitty holding the mistletoe over Colossus's "sexy" head.
She phases through the wall of the main hall, and winds up making a somewhat "grand" entrance in the middle of an Emma Frost lecture to the student body. Also on the stage are Beast and Cyclops. Kitty and Emma snipe at one another before the former takes her seat. We learn that she'd missed Scott's introduction speech... which was apparently so boring that it nearly put him to sleep in the delivery. Cuz, lest we forget... Scott Summers is boring.
Emma's speech basically comes down to the fact that the humans will always hate the mutants... groundbreaking stuff, am I right? I remember thinking this was a massive step backwards from the few years of actual progressive storytelling we got from Grant Morrison. It was like "Okay, so we're back to the X-Men just being about... this." Anyway, Emma's speech crescendos with some special effects Sentinels tearing their way into the roof of the place like something out of Uncanny X-Men #281. Emma would later tell Scott that 10% of the student body were actually excited by the possibility of a throwdown with the big bots.
We jump to the next morning, and we're in Scott and Emma's bedroom. And, don't look now, but we're not alone -- Wolverine's here too. Remember, this is a love letter to the Claremont run... and so, we gotta have Scott and Logan fighting over Jean... even though she's, ya know, dead.
Scott SHKOW's Wolverine out the window, and it looks like they're going to duke it out. Emma might just have the line of the book when she mentions how she's got superpowers, a scintillating wit, and the best body money can buy... and yet, she still rates under Jean Grey... who, lest we forget, is currently a corpse.
From here, the "admins" get their stuff together long enough to have a faculty meeting... in Hawaii? Or, I suppose high above Hawaii. It's all an illusion... only Beast hasn't yet figured out how to make this thing work right... and so, it's as though our heroes are giant kaijus literally standing over the islands. Hey, at least it makes for an interesting backdrop, right? Anyway, the chat here is about how to make the X-Men what they once were. It's basically a response to the "black leather" Morrison era... because Joe Quesada retroactively decided that he hated all that stuff after Grant went DC-Exclusive. Now, don't get me wrong... I wasn't a fan of the black leather either... but, to me that was more about Marvel shoehorning the look of the X-Men movies into the comics than anything else.
From here, we get "cinematic"... over the course of the next several pages, we get bits of Kavita Rao giving a speech, some boring Breakworlders maybe in the same place... maybe someplace else, and our heroes changing into their new costumes. Cyclops makes sure to say that the X-Men are going to, ahem, "Astonish".
This takes us to our ending, where Dr. Kavita Rao informs the world that... stop me if you've heard THIS one before - she's found the CURE to mutants! It'd been literally DAYS since the last cure, right? Groundbreaking!
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Yeah, I still don't care for this. I can't say that it wasn't what was advertised, because it totally was. It was a throwback and a "love letter" to arguably the "Golden Age" of the X-Men. Only problem for me was, we were also coming off a pretty darn good run of X-Men comics... which Marvel and Quesada went to great lengths to bury out of personal acrimony with no real thought as to what their actual customers might feel about this. Was bringing in Whedon a good business decision? Well, since it was 2004... and not "current year", sure! But was that why Quesada did it? I'm... not convinced.
Perhaps I'm projecting... I probably am, but I remember being pretty bummed out myself when I learned that not only the X-Men... but Marvel overall was losing Grant Morrison. I was bummed, annoyed, maybe a bit angry over the territorialism and "exclusive this/exclusive that" garbage that had began to take over comics around that time... but, that doesn't mean I didn't really enjoy Grant's time on New X-Men. I didn't wanna see everything he'd built over the course of nearly a half-decade flushed down the toilet by a temper-tantrum throwing EiC.
Again... I might be projecting.
And, in fairness to Whedon('s storytelling)... no matter how hard I try, I can't divorce the story... no matter how good it might be, from the fact that it took friggin' forever for this to come out. Astonishing became the flagship X-Book on the strength of his name... and barely ever came out. Making it so the rest of the X-Books were left treading water and waiting to see what stories they could tell. Add to that, massive crossover events like House of M and Civil War gumming up the works even more... and, well... it just wasn't a great time to be an X-Fan... in my opinion.
So, with my baggage plainly laid out on the table... howsabout I actually talk about the issue in question, eh? It was... okay. I didn't love it... but, I also didn't actually hate it. I'm sure it was a "10 outta 10" of its day - because, of course it was... but, really - what does it bring to the table, outside of the star power of the creative team?
In my opinion... not a heckuva lot. Like I said during the synopsis, it felt like something of a step backwards, after years of pushing the envelope with what one could do with the X-Men - and, here we are, back with "Feared and Hated" as the be-all/end-all... and yet another crackpot talking about a "Mutant Cure". It's all very "been there, done that", isn't it?
Maybe it's comfort food... and, I can't claim that it isn't -- but, it just feels very samey, especially with such a hyped-up creator bellying up to the word processor. I remember the feeling of deflation I felt when first reading this back in '04... and, to be completely honest - I was pretty underwhelmed here as well.
Another thing I didn't much care for back in the long ago was... and, this might be heresy to some... but - I just don't like John Cassaday's art. I certainly can't say it's bad... it's just not for me... at all. I was hoping that my now-aged eyes might take more of a liking to it... but, nope - I still can't stand it.
Overall... I tell ya what, I was far more optimistic about this "Astonishing X-Men Retrial" project a few hours ago than I am now. I guess we'll see if this is something I come back to. I probably owe it to the story to give it at least a few more issues, right?
I suppose we'll see if I actually do!
In any event... it was nice to write up an actual blog post again, even if I didn't 100% enjoy the subject matter this time out!
Hellions #17 (January, 2022) "Trauma Response" Writer - Zeb Wells Art - Stephen Segovia Colors - Rain Beredo Letters - VC's Ariana Maher Design - Tom Muller Head of X - Hickman Edits - Amaro, Basso, White, Cebulski Cover Price: $3.99 On-Sale: November 3, 2021
It's a bittersweet day here at X-Lapsed, wherein I discuss the penultimate chapter of the always amazing Hellions! Before we say goodbye to our team of misfits, we get a stunning shoe-drop issue, which prompts your humble host to speculate as to x-actly how this series will come to a close next month!
As always, if you're not reading Hellions... do yourself a favor and give it a try!
Plus - An x-cellent Mailbag section, and much more!
Excalibur (vol.4) #25 (January, 2022) "Come Fate Into the List" Writer - Tini Howard Art - Marcus To Colors - Erick Arciniega Letters - VC's Joe Caramagna Design - Tom Muller Head of X - Hickman Edits - Okoye, Bissa, Brunstad, White, Cebulski Cover Price: $3.99 On-Sale: November 3, 2021
Kicking off our look at the 2022 (cover-dated) X-Books with the milestone 25th issue of Excalibur... which, I'm sad to say feels just as pointless as most of the non-milestone issues of Excalibur!
Who's ready for some more fighting in Otherworld? Me neither... but, this is an all-or-nothing sort of show. Listener Warning: I'm fairly down on this book... not to the depths of an X-Men Green or X-Corp... but, I did NOT care for it. If that opinion offends you or rubs you the wrong way, you may wanna sit this one out!
We DO however have a fun x-tended Mailbag Segment, featuring the return of another of our great pals! Also, This Week in X... and tangents a'plenty!
